master thieves and private eyes

(21, main greatcomets)

[nightmanatee]

finale so bad it unites the fandom

[jitterbug-juno]

Reunion concept: Nureyev spins some lies to try and convince Juno to leave him behind. This goes about as well as you’d expect.

[soledadcatalina]

[id: a digital portrait of juno steel from the penumbra podcast set against an orange striped background. juno is brown skinned and Black, with dark hair in short coily dreads, and is wearing all black clothing. his right eye is golden, with a yellow stylised crosshair centered on it.]

up awake all night, time to paint juno steel

[technofinch]

Warren Kepler

[warpromisedarchive]

[Your url but  you change it with the following criterion:

Every “i” is replaced by “iii”  Every “e” is replaced by “c” Every “o” & “a” is replaced by “x” Add “isms” to the end of it

[anthonycrowleymoved]

cabin pressure 2020 renaissance is good because no one is talking about potential [redacted] crossovers we’re just bringing it back and bringing to your attention found family and wholesome comedy

[anthonycrowleymoved]

oh also we’re all collectively less edgy and angsty so we’re not all focusing on shit like [redacted food we fixated on because Sad but it’s a spoiler and a bunch of people on my dash are listening for the first time] and [redacted location we fixated on because Sad but it’s a spoiler and a bunch of people on my dash are listening for the first time] and [redacted fact about martin crieff’s employment we fixated on because he’s a tragically hilarious human but it’s a spoiler and a bunch of people on my dash are listening for the first time] we’re just like word associations! funny moments! arthur killed someone lol.

it’s better.

[everchased]

mom said it’s my turn with the eye-wings imagery

[coveredwithsnow]

[laufaye]

(the casting in tma is so fucking funny like I'm really trying to imagine these conversations)

Jonny Sims: Okay, Alex, yes you, my coworker and good friend, the person who brought me on to rusty quill to do this show because you liked my idea. Would you like to be in my show.

Alexander J Newall: I mean I kind of assumed I would, who will I be?

Jonny Sims: My boyfriend. Now, I need to find someone to play my ex-girlfriend that I parted with on bad terms and is very angry at me at the end of season 4. Hmmmmm....... Oh I got it! Oh my darling wife! My darling wife that I love, would you like to be in my show??

[tweetsongs]

it’s even funnier when you think about jonmartin not being considered as a mutual canonical thing until later on, so it’s more like:

jonny: so alex, you’re going to be playing my subordinate, who has an unrequited crush on me, sounds good?

alex: not the weirdest pitch i’ve gotten

*an unspecified amount of time later*

jonny: i think this isn’t working out, we might have to tweak some things

alex: like what?

jonny: i think i’m going to fall deeply in love with you

[rob-pattinson]

BILLY PORTER Allure / 2020 › ph. Ben Hassett

[supplimental]

british podcasts be like "rate and review us on iChunes"

[smeehaw]

Someone: Wolf 359 ended two years ago

Me:

[80sbear]

been Extremely Emo about these two lately!!!!!

[notevenhisfuckingname]

Absolutely no one:

The Magnus Archives opening:

[mcwebby]

(cocks blaster) come on rita. let’s roll out. mars is haunted.

(i’ve been seeing tons of absolutely amazing juno cosplays lately so i wanted to throw mine into the mix!)

[flaekjern]

there’s nothing better than griffin mcelroy completely apathetically and deadpan doing a bit while his brothers literally choke on their breath screaming with laughter in the background

[annehackaway]

oh sorry sorry but this is FALSE—patently FALSE—information because i’m pretty sure what’s better is Justin struggling to get through what is probably not even a very good bit while his brothers shout over him and also each other in the background

[ladyfl4me]

what’s REALLY good is when Travis and Griffin are deadpan bouncing back and forth with a bit while you can hear Justin animorphing into a whistling teakettle in the background

[cumaeansibyl]

what’s also good is when Justin is possessed by a Voice and suddenly he’s an unstoppable juggernaut of comedy while his brothers cry for mercy

[filibusterfrog]

you should draw more wolf359 omg :OO i lobe your art!!!?

slippery garbage man returns feat. tiny grabby racoon hands