not actually nuria spetura

here queer and ready to talk about hit webcomic The Western Gang

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nuria: it’s tough being at the top

literally every other cast member: has to look down to see her face

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so! PREDICTIONS for the whole “Hayley having a fucking demon baby germinating inside her” (insert that bread thing here):

1: The demon baby, henceforth HDB, will become one of the main villains. Because really, there’s nobody around now unsympathetic enough to be an unequivocal villain. You can say Nuria, to which I will say fight me.

2: Hayley’s going to end up mutilated in some way, because Ink appears to seriously love physically disabled characters. It’s okay, Ink, so do we.

3: We’re going to meet more of Hayley’s species, and probably Jacob’s, but mostly Hayley’s. I just have a feeling about this one, to be honest.

predictions officially LOGGED TF IN. let’s see how they go.

[nuriaspatula]

3 appears to be confirmed correct by Ink's latest bloggings. One down, two to go.

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she has no style. she has no grace. this small hayley has a cute face

[nuriaspatula]

This is incredible!

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hi my name is tumblr user nuriaspatula and Hayley Erythro is ripping my heart out

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nuriaspatula here are ur official ages for the Main Cast™

jacob: 10 (first appearance), 15 (after first timeskip), 23 (current)

nuria and terry: 11 (fa), 16 (ft), 24 (current)

hayley and vic: 12 (fa), 17 (ft), 25 (current)

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So Nuria has an official age! She's 24. . . . she's still my child.

[nuriaspatula]

so! PREDICTIONS for the whole "Hayley having a fucking demon baby germinating inside her" (insert that bread thing here): 1: The demon baby, henceforth HDB, will become one of the main villains. Because really, there's nobody around now unsympathetic enough to be an unequivocal villain. You can say Nuria, to which I will say fight me. 2: Hayley's going to end up mutilated in some way, because Ink appears to seriously love physically disabled characters. It's okay, Ink, so do we. 3: We're going to meet more of Hayley's species, and probably Jacob's, but mostly Hayley's. I just have a feeling about this one, to be honest. predictions officially LOGGED TF IN. let's see how they go.

[nuriaspatula]

so THAT’s Hayley’s deal!

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jacob anarcid my PRECIOUS SCIENCE BABY . . . I guess when you’re stuck in a postapocalyptic (?) wasteland you have time to learn a lot of things