Loved.

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[bardstardish]

when i woke up this morning, my first thought was ‘no one visits my grave anymore’ and i was really sad for a few minutes so i lay on my bed with my eyes shut and then all of a sudden i opened my eyes and was like ‘wait i don’t have a grave what the fuck’

[suave-svav]

are you okay

[bardstardish]

Am I Ever?

[iraffiruse]

[haha-posts-blog-blog-blog-blog]

deep thoughts

[tastefullyoffensive]

Oops. (via hitstreak)

[tastefullyoffensive]

[pr1nceshawn]

Stop Clickbait.

[perplexedcam-deactivated2020051]

Not all heroes wear capes.

[chillinlikeawhitey]

THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[weavemama]

WE ONLY HAVE ONE WEEK TO APPRECIATE THESE DATES 

[aclassilieutenant]

And once again Americans get all the fun

[wjhf9349f8h9e3fwoijef]

[garycolemanisalive]

IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY WHOLE LIFE OMG

[fyeahcanines-blog]

[plantfunerals]

this dog is that character you think is evil but actually has a heart of gold

[weiweipon-deactivated20180411]

[martinipistache2-deactivated201]

[cendaya]

[gifsboom]

[reblogable-memes]

Raccoon gifs

[oddly-romantic]

when someone says they cant watch somethingc bc its not on netflix or hulu and u’ve been pirating shit since u were 10