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I went on a nickname generator and it gave me this and I almost started crying. Also it called me Kayla The Abortion

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Bruh I went to Notes and found this really weird dream I apparently wrote down but have no memory of which is Wilde because I rarely remember dreams and if I do they’re usually boring and just slightly off from real life

This is literally copy/pasted from the notes

Dream

Started with weird sex cult involving the joker throwing a nameless guy, the middle sister from encanto, and Harley Quinn into a pit

They get out and Harley has somehow changed into mirabel

It changes to her becoming some kind of elf/fairy/nymph

Becomes a mobile game with tasks

Shifts to a road trip where I’m me and have trouble operating the car with two nameless girls in the car with me

Some reason end up driving while holding two beers

End up wrecking on highway

Get sad because I dropped and broke a bottle

Trucker next to me in his truck talks to me

Asks for my drink

I give it to him and as I pass it it turns into a Pepsi

Get sad I have no drink

end up somewhere with grandpa and grandma

Shifts to at home with nana and papa

A snake is fighting with a cat that is a merge of india and Pearl

I’m upset because I don’t want either to get hurt

Keep taking snake outside but it keeps getting back inside

Argue with papa and nana over it

Momma suddenly appears and I argue with her about it

I grab snake, get into car and drive far away

Stop and get out and fling snake as hard as possible, despite not wanting to hurt it earlier

Get back in car still upset and crying

Wake up and my eyes are watering

Wtf was I on??? I literally can’t remember this or anything even remotely as weird

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Just finished a fanfic that said it was complete but turns out it has a second part that isn’t complete and I’m so upset

I went through so much angst waiting for the comfort and it didn’t fucking come

So I basically went through seeing a character I love getting full on tortured in every way possible and it doesn’t even have a fucking ending like I thought it would

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Bravo twitter

Not only did my account get suspended because they allowed my account to be hacked and have some jackass spam posts about crypto

But they also didn’t even give me a fucking time limit or a fucking reason as to why I was suspended until today after like 2 fucking weeks at least

And now I can’t tell if I’m suspended or if it’s glitches because it lets me hit delete but doesn’t actually delete the posts

So congratulations you bitch of a platform

And just to make things even better I don’t even know if that’s actually the reason I was suspended because they didn’t actually tell me what exactly I supposedly did

The only things I even did was respond to other tweets

I can’t even remember the last thing I personally tweeted and if what’s left of my account is right then I apparently haven’t had any posts or anything since 2021 until the shitcoin which should be a red flag that I didn’t fucking do it

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So my mom just threw this at me and I think I almost had a stroke cause of how wrong it was and trying to process

And I’m all like “this feels blasphemous” and my moms like “why” and I’m just like wtf you mean why and turn to my sister “explain to her” and the fact she had to explain is so bizarre

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I get the feeling that this isn’t accurate besides Cdawgva

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Accidentally fell down a rabbit hole of vtuber conspiracy theories and half of them are either dumb as fuck or have like 0 impact on anything

Like I saw one saying IronMouse might have a daughter and I’m like why would anyone care outside of being like “aw that’s nice”? Like it’s such a weird thing to focus on

I also didn’t like how they said Zentreya maybe being a dude irl in like a negative way. Like what difference would it make? Vtubers don’t have to look or be anything like they are irl and as long as they’re entertaining and not like bad people, they can do whatever they want

And I’m not even gonna touch on the stuff they said about Froot because a lot of it’s messed up and the only one I have any like experience with is the one with Nux and that’s a whole other topic

But yeah can people stop trying to “expose” people and just chill out? Like if you aren’t directly affected by something they do then I don’t think you have the right to call them out unless it’s some generally heinous shit like saying people should die or something

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Basically had a mini contest in class to make a meme/bumper sticker around a philosopher and wanted to share mine cause I’m proud of it considering we were only given like 5-10 minutes

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Ah yes obviously

Everyone knows that

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Bro I was just doing some schoolwork in an empty classroom that had some of those booths like in an office

Just reading about Socrates politely roasting people

Then two professors came in and didn’t see me and started talking about some like serious shit about a student

And I’m like “bro this is so personal I shouldn’t be hearing this”

And I’m just sitting here panicking on what to do like should I stay hidden? Leave? Make my presence known? Like I didn’t sign up for a soap opera or whatever

But real talk hope whoever they were talking about gets help and feels better cause that was some actually deep shit, like not just overworking or relationship problems or lack of focus or whatever but some actual like therapy-needing shit

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BRUH HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO MY HEART

SUCH A GOOD WAY TO END BUT WHYYYY

Edit: have y’all also noticed how useless Sabo is? And luffy like barely reacts to seeing him besides the first time. Like he’s just like “oh hey” like it isn’t his only living brother like whenever he met up with Ace they’d like hug or something

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Ayo I think Sanji skipped arm day a few too many times

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Ayo my college trigonometry class’ blackboard has a suicide hotline under ‘Getting Started’???

It’s the only class to have it?????

Should I be concerned???

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Was just informed that one of my coworkers, who is like I think 16-18 years old, did not know that Hitler and WWII were connected in any way

I haven’t been this disappointed in humanity in while

I’m so mad that I wasn’t there when she said that cause I would’ve had some words

Apparently they were talking about WWII and the years it happened and she went “wait I thought that’s when Hitler was doing his thing?”

Like wtf did she think the war was about???

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Bro have y’all seen the 6th One Piece movie???

It like starts off really weird and with a totally different artstyle that kinda makes it look fake and photoshopped

This one’s just chopper being a little cutie

And then it starts feeling like a creepy pasta

And for some reason sanji is dressed like shrek

And then it turns into a legit horror movie

Like this shit was crazy

It’s so far from what One Piece usually is

But honestly it’s really good

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Just started watching the One Piece movies since I’ve caught up on the episodes and…

Can y’all

Stop simping

For each other

For five seconds?!

They aren’t even near each other and are busy fighting and they’re still thinking about each other

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Bro last night I went to Walgreens like right when it was about to close and I felt really bad but I had just gotten off work at dominos and needed something sweet as a pick-me-up and I think they could tell since I was like in my uniform and all tired looking cause they were super nice but then as I was checking out some like boomer dude walked in and they told him they were closed and idk what he said back but apparently the Walgreens guy didn’t like it cause he said he’d call the police and old dude went “idgaf” and kept walking and like as someone who works in customer service I was just like “bruh I could never” like I was on the verge of apologizing for bothering them even tho they were technically open when I came in. They continued to be nice to me tho and I tried to be fast to checkout and stuff but I kinda wish I’d stayed to see if the police came or something

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Went to a restaurant and they just straight up stole the 4Kids logo???