all according to keikaku

i have a lot of sideblogs so if you're confused why i follow you that's why • I like art, music, languages and anime & manga • 21 • we don't do gender here •

[blueboyluca]

[thelongchamps]

[roadstarna6]

[horrorlesbians]

fuck therapy i need to be cast as a horrible person in a horror movie and get to stab a fake body and get blood all over me and act deranged (and get paid for it!), that would help me a lot actually

[smokingmoss]

Not anime related I’m sorry but every day I keep this inside of me I pass away but there was an empty parking spot in our front lot that just said ‘No’ for the longest time and that was funny enough but about two weeks ago a new addition was made and I almost shit myself laughing in the parking lot so I felt the need to share

[hersheychocolateworld]

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

[hersheycountdown]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[ferallindsay]

same energy

[presidentofthehotgirlclub]

I’m a poor little meow meow unfortunately

[gonenothereleftetcetc-deactivat]

Baby Girl you behave like a small prey animal

[everythingfox]

[eileennatural]

it's so important for your health and well-being to get overly attached to a fictional man who is both deeply amoral and unbelievably, pathetically sad

[kristina100000]

oh so you're a girl huh? 🙄 okay *holds you like this*

[chaoticgouda]

I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

[earthpictureshere]

Eight Rainbows! WOW Lehigh Valley, PA [960 x 960]

[quotespile]

“‘Why me?’ That is a very Earthling question to ask, Mr. Pilgrim. Why you? Why us for that matter? Why anything? Because this moment simply is. Have you ever seen bugs trapped in amber? ‘Yes.’ Well, here we are, Mr. Pilgrim, trapped in the amber of this moment. There is no why.”

— Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

[thefullestco]

[angelofthemornings-deactivated2]

English speakers: did you know that when you learn English, you get a FREE bonus language? Due to mutual intelligibility (when two languages are closely related enough that you can understand one if you know the other), if you are fluent in English, you can read literature in Scots. Because of the colonization and disenfranchisement of the Scottish people, it isn't very popular to write in Scots and authors get told nobody will read their books, so I HIGHLY suggest you do. Support colonized people writing in their own language! Support Scots!

Suggested Scots lit:

Trainspotting (cult classic about the life and times of heroin addicts, mostly known for the movie adaptation, but it was a book first. Probably the easiest to read on the list for people who know English but don't know Scots.)

Be Guid Tae Yer Mammy (a darkly comic family drama, involves interesting topics like invisible disability, is in fact very funny)

But'n'Ben A Go-Go (Scots cyberpunk! Suggest you start with one of the other books above and get used to Scots before tackling this one though. This is written in "What if Scots, but it's the future so it evolved some?" so reading it is definitely hard mode. But if you're up for the challenge, it's some solid SF.)

These are just three. Please add on with other books in Scots if you have any recommendations.

Lastly: Here is an online Scots-English dictionary to help you out, should you need it. Happy reading!