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Farewell guys, it's been nice knowing you

I've been bitten by a rabbit and I'm going to the meadow to become one of them.

spent forty-five minutes today helping an 87yo woman who does not own a computer or a cell phone try to set up an email account so that she could then set up a second account in order to access benefits. went with protonmail, because they don't require 2fa, but it turns out that while you can still make a protonmail account without authentication you can no longer use it to create OTHER accounts without it, and the benefits page she needed to get to required both an email and a cell phone to create an account anyway. asked if she wanted to try going in person to see if someone there could help her, and she said that she had, and they'd directed her to the website. she tried signing up with her landline, but of course that didn't work because you can't do SMS authentication that way. finally ended up writing up detailed instructions for how to log in and authenticate her account so she can drive to her severely disabled daughter's house forty minutes away because that's the only person she knows and trusts who has both a cell phone and a computer.

anyway i fucking hate mandatory 2fa and i think the people responsible for it should have to spend a year navigating their lives with no cell phone and no internet access beyond the public library pcs. fuck.

#fighting with this exact shit with my elderly grandma because she moved and everything wants her old phone number (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻#and the email she's had for decades is literally holding the account hostage and demanding to be paid for assistance in accessing it #because they won't accept JUST username/password anymore or some bullshit #and half the problem is their login page itself is malfunctioning due to the demands to text a nonexistent phone number

does anyone else completely not understand the mystery of the letters and numbers assigned to tits because wowzers i feel like you could play bingo with that shit

#ny says

nyckie

killing things together is a bonding exercise actually don't worry about it

nyckie

interesting mix of butchers and shippers in the tags

#personally i'm on the butcher side of things and joking about how something always ends up killed n eaten when my buddy visits #ny says

I wanna scratch her tummy

#it scared my boys lol

helicopters and air tankers flying directly over my house, i'm sure that's fine

becoming surrounded by fire and under level 2 evacuation warning. awesome evening.

#and predicted to wanna come my way SO AWESOME

woman-becomer

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

#one of those cone shaped party hats with a chin strap

ever since i was maybe 8 years old i've thought someday i'll wake up and i won't hurt anymore and that was the stupidest thing little me ever thought

#can't think n having some high pain days im sure are totally normal #ny says

rabbits-of-negative-euphoria

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

were--ralph

I CCAN'T BREATHE

escabye-deactivated20190922

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

skingrad

why must clamping down J clips be so satisfying

#ny says

my whole life i've been told how i am not to be thanked for things that are expected of me, like cooking and cleaning, so it's really strange to hear "thank you" so often now. i'm still getting used to it

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