Slippery When Wet

Name: Pilki • 25 • womanist • Pan • LGBTQA+ • They\them • Social Justice Blog • Black Lives Matter • Sex positive

[haroldstitties81]

person: steps on the back of my shoe

me, for a whole week:

[roseoilz]

@hirokolele on IG

[dykedekuremade]

Being attracted to men is an endless cycle of “Wow he’s good looking” and watching that man do the absolute most to show you he’s hideous on the inside.

[mypetufo]

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

[ruinedchildhood]

[stability]

[mysharona1987]

[ruinedchildhood]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

[deathtripz]

[wahtdahel-blog]

never forget when Beyoncé’s camera man started doing her choreography

[poypourri]

[nutmeg101]

Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.

[ruinedchildhood]

Source

[porterr-robinson]

[johnwickofficial]

Me

[dankmemeuniversity]

[vergeofinsanity]

rb if you are about to lose your shit, have already lost your shit, or support people who lose their shit

[crafty-butch]

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

[crafty-butch]

by which i mean, like, here's how my brain parses the steps in making coffee

good day:

make coffee

regular day:

put water in coffee maker

put coffee in coffee maker

turn on coffee maker

bad day:

take pot from coffee maker

turn on sink

fill up coffee pot

turn off sink

pour water into coffee maker

put coffee pot in coffee maker

open cupboard

get coffee filter from cupboard

get coffee beans from cupboard

put filter in coffee pot

measure coffee

pour coffee into filter

close coffee maker

turn coffee maker on

anyway this is a "14 steps to make coffee" kind of day

[kieraelieson]

This is actually a really good way of explaining this

[careens]

It Is Wintertime

[thebootydiaries]

bug: hi

me: Aren’t You Supposed To Be Dead.