Thinking about Angel having to swab a sick Vox for a flu test and the second the swab phases through his screen, he's already trying to sneeze it back out lol
my brain: "oh, i like this character. i wonder what their sneezes would sound like and how they'd look, sound and act when they have a big miserable snotty cold."
I get a kick out of combining my fetish with niche interests because it means i get to have wholly unique thoughts. Im the only one who’s thinking up scenarios where glup shitto would be sneezing his head off. Im the supreme leader over a kingdom of one.
First time drawing B/lue and Y/ellow from D/elta r/une My boyfriend pointed out the sneeze potential since they're both flowers! I thought about having Y/ellow saying something other than bless you but I thought it could be kinda corny so I left it like that!
I love them so much and I haven't even played the game, like a poser but it's fun so it's okay
Summary: Finley is a shapeshifter with a bad cold. Every time he sneezes, his appearance changes. He is worried that his boyfriend, Hunter, won't be attracted to him anymore, but Hunter assures him that he's still the man he fell in love with.
Changing Faces
The apartment was unusually quiet when Hunter let himself in.
"Babe?" he called, dropping his keys into the bowl by the door. "Finn?"
A muffled voice answered from the living room.
"I'b... hihh... I'b id here..."
Hunter rounded the corner and stopped dead.
A stranger sat wrapped in a blanket on the couch.
The man had warm bronze skin, curly black hair, and bright amber eyes. His nose was pink from constant rubbing, and a mountain of tissues surrounded him. Despite the unfamiliar face, the oversized green hoodie was unmistakably Finley's favorite.
The stranger gave him a miserable little smile.
"Hi."
Hunter blinked once.
"...Finn?"
The stranger nodded miserably.
Before Hunter could say another word, Finley's nose twitched.
"Oh no..."
His breathing hitched.
"Hih... hih... hih'TSCHOO!"
A ripple of shimmering light swept over him.
By the time it faded, the stranger was gone.
Now sitting on the couch was someone with pale freckled skin, shoulder-length silver hair, pointed ears, and violet eyes.
Finley groaned.
"...See?"
Hunter stared for another second before walking over and sitting beside him.
"So... definitely a cold."
"It's a really bad ode," Finley sniffled through thick congestion. "Every sdeeze chadges be into sobebody else."
He rubbed at his itchy nose.
"I cand't hold ode forb for bore thad a binute."
He blew his nose hard with a loud honk. Hunter, on the other hand, was surprisingly calm.
"Huh."
"Hunter."
"What?"
"Aren't you freaking out?"
Hunter shrugged.
"I've seen you turn into a cat, a golden retriever, a hawk, and once—you accidentally became a coffee table."
Finley managed a weak laugh.
"That was one time."
"It was a very convincing coffee table."
Another tickle invaded Finley's nose.
"Oh... hih... honey..."
"Hm?"
"Hih... hih...I'b godda.. hih'TSCHIEW!"
Another flash.
This time Finley had dark brown skin, long white hair tied into a braid, and brilliant green eyes.
He buried his new face in his hands.
"I hate this."
Hunter reached over and gently rubbed his back.
"You sound awful."
"I feel awful."
Finley sniffled thickly.
"My head hurts..."
Hunter brushed a strand of unfamiliar hair away from Finley's forehead.
"Yeah, you're definitely running a fever."
Finley refused to look at him. He stared at his hands clenched anxiously in his lap.
"What if..."
He hesitated.
"What, babe?" Hunter prompted. Finn took a deep breath.
"What if you stop liking how I look?"
Hunter frowned.
"What?"
"I mean..."
Finley gestured helplessly at himself.
"I don't even know what I'm going to look like after the next sneeze."
His voice became quieter.
"What if I get stuck in a different form and you...you don't...find me attractive anymore?"
Hunter gently took one of Finley's hands.
"Finn."
Blue sparks flickered across Finley's skin as his magic struggled to settle.
"What makes you think your looks are the only reason I fell in love with you?"
Friend talked me into watching B//fdi//a. and the entirety of the whole show last week. gotta say. that l//eafy character is kinda adorable. i think she deserves sneeze
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