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@o5-11-the-liar
why must you put me through this
arright arright arright
name's Treble. Aka the better clef aka o5 11
any pronouns except male ones. Use those to get an exclusive Kurt Cobain pov experience
I don't think I'll actually be active here but who the hell cares. I like wasting my time
ask questions if you wanna. Stay sceptic
oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot
Got any good time-based puns for us?
- @o5-11-the-liar
" hm... Well it is complicated to do a good pun. It often requires creativity, Witt, and a good time-ing.. clock it at the right moment so it doesn't feel too heavy."
"... Yeah they were not that good, time consuming and unfunny, even..."
Tchh ~
Got a chuckle outta me, so that’s gotta count for something, no?
Thanks for letting me waste yer time, ey. ♡
" Aah, good to know I am not too rusty!"
" it was a pleasure too, unfortunately time runs by"
I’ll share some of mine if yer ever interested.
For now, it’s back to work. World won’t keep spinnin’ on its own!
" that would be a delight, maybe next time "
Whenever ye feel like it.
Got any good time-based puns for us?
- @o5-11-the-liar
" hm... Well it is complicated to do a good pun. It often requires creativity, Witt, and a good time-ing.. clock it at the right moment so it doesn't feel too heavy."
"... Yeah they were not that good, time consuming and unfunny, even..."
Tchh ~
Got a chuckle outta me, so that’s gotta count for something, no?
Thanks for letting me waste yer time, ey. ♡
" Aah, good to know I am not too rusty!"
" it was a pleasure too, unfortunately time runs by"
I’ll share some of mine if yer ever interested.
For now, it’s back to work. World won’t keep spinnin’ on its own!
Got any good time-based puns for us?
- @o5-11-the-liar
" hm... Well it is complicated to do a good pun. It often requires creativity, Witt, and a good time-ing.. clock it at the right moment so it doesn't feel too heavy."
"... Yeah they were not that good, time consuming and unfunny, even..."
Tchh ~
Got a chuckle outta me, so that’s gotta count for something, no?
Thanks for letting me waste yer time, ey. ♡
You can rip out your own eye? 👀
...smash
'Xcuse you? Gain sum better standards, honey. Ripping my eye out ain't mean I'm a suitable bachelor. Go on an' reconsider yer choices.
some people are weirrrrrrrrd
Shit's hilarious when ya remember I'm asexual or wha'ever they call it.
Oh you are? Cool, didn’t know that.
Also, it’s just a self-report from anon. Do you know how little space there is in an eyesocket? Dude.
Now ya know. An', shit, I wouldn' even bother tryin' with a slab that small.
Put that on file.
Nah, I don’t blame ya. Shit got a medical term for a reason. Micro.
Pfft. Don't bother. 'Nyways, tha' shit's so embarrassin' I wouldn' even wanna be diagnosed.
Fine. Not that useful to know anyways.
Ughh… I’m embarrassed even thinkin’ bout going to a doctor over it.
You can rip out your own eye? 👀
...smash
'Xcuse you? Gain sum better standards, honey. Ripping my eye out ain't mean I'm a suitable bachelor. Go on an' reconsider yer choices.
some people are weirrrrrrrrd
Shit's hilarious when ya remember I'm asexual or wha'ever they call it.
Oh you are? Cool, didn’t know that.
Also, it’s just a self-report from anon. Do you know how little space there is in an eyesocket? Dude.
Now ya know. An', shit, I wouldn' even bother tryin' with a slab that small.
Put that on file.
Nah, I don’t blame ya. Shit got a medical term for a reason. Micro.
You can rip out your own eye? 👀
...smash
'Xcuse you? Gain sum better standards, honey. Ripping my eye out ain't mean I'm a suitable bachelor. Go on an' reconsider yer choices.
some people are weirrrrrrrrd
Shit's hilarious when ya remember I'm asexual or wha'ever they call it.
Oh you are? Cool, didn’t know that.
Also, it’s just a self-report from anon. Do you know how little space there is in an eyesocket? Dude.
You can rip out your own eye? 👀
...smash
'Xcuse you? Gain sum better standards, honey. Ripping my eye out ain't mean I'm a suitable bachelor. Go on an' reconsider yer choices.
some people are weirrrrrrrrd
I would love to drive a semi
you’ve heard of the malewife, now get ready for the femalehusband!
she:
• comes home late
• complains about everything
• wants a homecooked meal
• thinks she’s entitled to affection
What if u lost ur hair tho
Then I'd rock my bald cap. I'd have a damn good one, too.
pitbull style
Congrats on the gayness. When are you getting married?
- 11 ♡
@o5-11-the-liar
I fuckin' hate ALL of you. A few conversations and SUDDENLY I'm getting called a fag gay by everybody.
I'm never gettin' married, no matter who it is. Ya couldn't force me.
To be fair, they’re some very fruity conversations. The tension is there. Besides, a few gay flags won’t hurt you! I’d know, I’ve hidden some in your office!
That last part, understandable. There’s really not much to it anyways. Me and 10 only got married so I can steal her money so I can actually call her ‘my wife’!
You WHAT?! I ain't even offended ya hid gay flags in my office, I'm more concerned someone broke into my office and I didn't notice!
And, ugh, fine. They're... interesting conversations two normal, heterosexual, solely platonic individuals wouldn't typically have. But I don't appreciate bein' called gay.
What's stopping ya from simply callin' her that without marriage? Ugh, tax benefits, I suppose... but who doesn't evade taxes while in the Foundation?
I’m very stealthy 〜
Glad you recognize it and agree. So.. What should I call you, then? Homo, queer, fruity? A puff? Gonna need a name for it.
Those tax benefits get you less tax collectors at your door. Worth it! I mean, I shoot them anyways but I don’t waste as many bullets this way.
Congrats on the gayness. When are you getting married?
- 11 ♡
@o5-11-the-liar
I fuckin' hate ALL of you. A few conversations and SUDDENLY I'm getting called a fag gay by everybody.
I'm never gettin' married, no matter who it is. Ya couldn't force me.
To be fair, they’re some very fruity conversations. The tension is there. Besides, a few gay flags won’t hurt you! I’d know, I’ve hidden some in your office!
That last part, understandable. There’s really not much to it anyways. Me and 10 only got married so I can steal her money so I can actually call her ‘my wife’!
they call me big mama like a fat bitch
Yeah, cuz yer a fatass.
congrats, yeve got eyes
at least I get called
Do ya now?
all the time by my beautiful wife and my horde of friends
also, unrelated, is there like a clef convention going on or what?
I don't fuckin' know. We're multiplying like some fucked up bacteria goin' under mitosis. Shit's freaky.
I guess we’re just popular with the fans!
they call me big mama like a fat bitch
Yeah, cuz yer a fatass.
congrats, yeve got eyes
at least I get called
Do ya now?
all the time by my beautiful wife and my horde of friends
also, unrelated, is there like a clef convention going on or what?
they call me big mama like a fat bitch
Yeah, cuz yer a fatass.
congrats, yeve got eyes
at least I get called
