Confess to me, bitches.

Hey bitches! I know you've got the dirty gossip on your fellow students. Who's pregnant? Who's on the juice? Who has daddy issues? TELL ME.

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Tyler, if we ask nicely, can you gradually make a ship list? (Like the love hate list?)

There is a ship list!

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Could you say who you'd ship who and who with for everyone maybe?

FOR EVERYONE ARE YOU INSANE?!

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No, no pregnancy but imagine if that was it! But neither of us are gaining weight! But if we did have a little boy we'd name him Tyler ;)

You're just being adorable! Can't you tell Tyler why?

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Does this mean I should start planning my campaign?

Hell yes. If you need unicorn posters, some to me boo.

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kris is my friend, tyty xD

I am just saying, baby girl.

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treth needs to give us more best friend goodness

Preach!

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Do we submit them or ask them?

Via ask!

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As suggested by anon,

I will do a candy cane round. You can now come to me and tell me who you'd like to send candy canes to.

It can be anonymous, you can leave your name, but you can't be ON anon to do it because then you could send yourself some and that's just greedy.

Come at me!

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Yes! That's great idea! So you can send candy canes to people!

On this shit!

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:O

Yes?

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Who would you ship Jongin with? You gotta pick someone though, no half assed answers.

No half assed answers? Rude.

But I'll tell you this. If Kris stopped being a little shit flirt and realised he did actually want Jongin for Jongin, then maybe, just maybe I could get on board with this ship. If he only did step one, then I'd be all for Kris/Delilah. If he does none, I ship him with his own fucking hands. Jongin should then wait patiently. Also I slightly ship Jongin/Kyler WOOPS sorry Benny.

How's that?

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Hey! Don't smack us, I promise good reasons.

I know, I know. But the only reason I can think of is pregnant, I don't think that's happened.

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Jepper is frickin adorable.

I want to tear my eyes out at them.

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You think Jongin/Delilah are both virgins?

Yes, obviously.

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somepeople need to show Loni some love. I feel bad for her

Everyone should love Loni!

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Can you imagine Charlie and Samuel years later or no clue? #chamuel

Honestly, fuck knows. I think Charlie will be suffering from one of his many upcoming breakups, and Samuel will be there to help. But apart from that, I'm stumped.

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do you think felicity would sleep with kris?

If she wasn't fishing in Samuel's pool, I reckon she'd take a dive in Kris'.