[dingdongyouarewrong]

honestly i just think any variation of ‘i hate my partner’ humour sucks no matter who it’s coming from

[railroadsoftware]

little ceasers deep dick pizza

that’s not what it’s called nor do i believe that’s what you think it’s called. you’re simply being a wise cracker and it’s pathetic.

[anarcho-communism-revolution]

[marcy-the-martian]

Me, about to become the new owner of the local Denny’s

[librarycard]

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cringe-sonicoc]

[gengarshade]

I remember finding out that the person was going “is this allowed” to the girl bc the ‘guy’ in the photo is actually a realistic sex doll called a “sinthetic” that she was on a date with. They cost thousands of dollars.

That fucked me up

[nobodylikesasecret-deactivated2]

i did not need to know that

[helloitsbees]

[necessarybeing]

@spelviin why would u hide this in the tags lol

[transmedicalism-saves-lives]

I found the listing for him if y’all want, he’s the Gabriel model from Sinthetics.

[gay-4-space]

Good News! He’s a real human. A highschool student would not have a thousand dollar sex doll and the creator of the vine has confirmed that he was infact a real person.

https://mobile.twitter.com/caitlinwoah/status/1090632731078418434

[roaringstream]

[funnytwittertweets]

[ml-futch]

[dinkyautumnleaf]

Chronic wasting?

[kayrowsyrup]

Possibly.

[silverscreenx]

[graveyarddirt]

Learned a deer thing today and I'm passing the knowledge on. Chronic Wasting Disease (CWD) hasn't made it to Scotland, yet, but if you're in North America you may want to read up on it to become familiar with the symptoms.

[st-just]

Ah nature my beloathed.

[candyredterezii]

I'm a mailman and today a kid sprayed me point blank with a hose while her mother watched

lol

[grimeclown]

Anon call your union rep

[filmnoirsbian]

There's an influencer couple somewhere remodeling my dream victorian house into a suburban minimalist nightmare right now

[bandydear]

[ankle-beez]

[zim-archived]

its honestly so got dam funny that nobody can tell if its real or not because of how its fucking gumball

[galaxa03]

I seriously don’t even know anymore

[indygotcha]

this is like a second coming of that infamous post with anais calling shinji ikari 

[epic-asshole]

asmr boyfriend: I'm so lucky to have such a gorgeous and kind girlfriend

me, knowing damn well i look like a goblin:

[kuueater]

Another day another hustle keep that cock hard king let’s get that shit

[wegmans]

miku in the music video of a vocaloid song about committing suicide:

[kaylahadlington]

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

[guccixcoochie]

[claviclez]

[trr3rr]

[thatfunkyopossum]

[durnesque-esque]

[oatmealaddiction]

[psyduckscience]

[tokidokifish]

[existentialdreadkween]

[left-reminders]

Amazon is making sockpuppet twitter accounts as an attempt to stop unionizing. Why have corporeal scabs when you can get AI-generated scabs?

[dankmemeuniversity]

[aletheyass]

every single country is cringe every single government is cringe. hope this helps

[r--g--b]

so the ship got unstuck. wanna know how i could tell?