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Headline from the Spring 2023 print issue of Oakland Unseen, the Bay Area's premier source for satirical news.
Oakland Unseen released a free print issue for Spring 2023. Our street team of newsies is handing out 10,000 copies of this satirical newspaper from January 20-February 4, 2023 at SF Sketchfest venues.
Download the PDF: https://www.dropbox.com/s/3pdcmdh3z5rlhwg/Oakland-Unseen-Spring-2023.pdf
Additional copies are available for a limited time at locations throughout the Bay Area. For more details, see: https://oaklandunseen.tumblr.com/print
We’re handing out copies of Oakland Unseen tonight (Jan 28th) at the Brava Theater as part of SF Sketchfest. Come to 2781 24th Street in San Francisco between 6:30-9:30pm to receive your free copy!
Extra! Extra! Read all about it! The latest issue of Oakland Unseen is hot off the press. We picked up 10,000 copies at Fricke-Parks in Union City, and we’re distributing these funny newspapers at the 9 SF Sketchfest venues over the next 2 weeks. We will be dressed up like newsies handing out copies tonight (Jan 21st) at the Brava Theater at 2781 24th St in San Francisco. Stop by and pick up a free copy!
Oakland Unseen is releasing its first print edition since 2013! It’s a special 12-page print edition, which we’re handing out between January 20-February 5, 2023 at select venues as part of SF Sketchfest. The paper features Onion-style satirical news stories about life in the Bay Area. See the lineup for SF Sketchfest: https://sfsketchfest.com/2023-lineup/
More details to come on the exact times and locations of the newspaper distribution.
Oakland Unseen working on new content
The boos of Elon Musk at last night’s Dave Chappelle show awoke our editorial staff from the deep AI dream-like slumber we had found ourselves in.
Before we get completely replaced by robots, we’re ‘extremely hardcore’ at work on the next issue, spending 90-hour weeks, sleeping on the floor, living off cans of Caffeine-free Diet Coke and Joe Rogan-supplied elk meat.
Oakland Unseen has risen from the dead and is working on new content... stay tuned
Oakland Unseen Web Series Trailer
In a world where news outlets try to ‘be first or be accurate,’ one organization stands above them all. Oakland Unseen has broken, ground-breaking, breaking news like the breaking ground for an Oakland-themed hotel in Las Vegas, a firsthand account of drugs at Burning Man, and in-depth coverage of legendary protester Frank Chu.
No one is safe in the crosshairs of Oakland Unseen--hipsters, techies, SF transplants, helicopter journalists, the Raider Nation, or even dog candidates for mayor. Oakland Unseen covers the real issues facing Oakland today through fake news.
Where other outlets try to be first or be accurate, Oakland Unseen is neither. Come see the unseen/unheard stories that other outlets are too afraid to report…now on YouTube.
Gov. Jerry Brown Endorses Oakland Unseen!
Oakland’s former 2-term mayor and current California Governor Jerry Brown endorses Oakland Unseen! See the video above. To watch the entire first season of the web series featuring satirical news about Oakland, click here.
SF Supervisors Declare City-Wide Gentrification Zone
“Gentrification in Progress” police tape has been seen throughout SF since 2015
San Francisco Board of Supervisors voted 9-1 with one abstention on a special measure to declare San Francisco a city-wide gentrification zone. Supervisor David Campos was the only No vote and Supervisor Malia Cohen abstained from voting.
Board President London Breed said, “It’s a culmination of Mayor Ed Lee’s policies over the past 5 years. The city’s already been doing this with the hundreds of low-income residents evicted due to the Ellis Act, and we decided to formalize what’s been happening in the city.”
Under the new rules, residents making less than $75,000 ($120,000 for joint income) will be automatically evicted from the city. Plans are set to tear down evicted structures and replace them with NEMA-style luxury apartment buildings.
All rent-controlled apartments in SF will be knocked down and replaced with NEMA-style luxury apartments
Many residents are asking how this project will be funded. The San Francisco Redevelopment Agency closed after six decades in February 2014 and city revenues are not what many at city hall expected. Ed Lee’s spokesperson explained to Oakland Unseen, “We can use the increased revenues we’re getting by replacing low-paying, rent-controlled residents with high-paying residents to give further tax breaks to tech companies. We want people to know that San Francisco is the place where world-changing startups, like Washboard, Yo, Zynga, Titcoin, and Luxe Valet can grow.”
NE corner of 16th and Mission will be transformed into tech incubator space for startups like the “Yo” app
Although this new law goes into effect March 1, already “Gentrification in Progress” police tape has been spotted throughout the city since last fall. Mayor Ed Lee said to those afraid of eviction, “Try to make over $75,000, or be prepared to move to Oakland.” On the other side of the Bay, a spokesperson for Oakland City Councilmember At-Large Rebecca Kaplan replied, “Given the astronomical rent increases in Oakland--forget moving here--you may need to start looking in Antioch.”
UC Berkeley Running Out Of Parking Spaces For Nobel Laureates
UC Berkeley offers special on-campus parking for Nobel Prize winners. However, with the recent surge in Nobel laureates on campus, Berkeley will soon run out of campus parking for them, and they may be relegated to the —gasp— Telegraph/Channing Garage. Episode 11 from Oakland Unseen’s first season featuring community organizer, author, and rapper Ise Lyfe as the anchor. Subscribe to our channel on YouTube.
Pros Get Schooled By Oakland Playground Legends
Pro basketball players filming the latest “Uncle Drew” commercial for Pepsi Max picked the wrong courts to play pickup basketball. At Mosswood Park, Kyrie Irving and Kevin Love came face-to-face with authentic Oakland streetball and left with a new respect for the Town. Episode 10 from Oakland Unseen’s first season featuring community organizer, author, and rapper Ise Lyfe as the anchor. Subscribe to our channel on YouTube.
David Foster Wallace-Themed Cafe Opens in Oakland
Oakland’s new David Foster Wallace-themed cafe serves Consider the Lobster and This Is Water to typewriter-wielding hipsters. Oakland Unseen takes you inside this trendsetting cafe. Episode 9 from Oakland Unseen’s first season featuring Broadway actor Travis Kent as the reporter. Subscribe to our channel on YouTube.
Hipsters Fleeing Oakland in Record Numbers
Hipsters are fleeing Oakland, California at a record pace. Oakland Unseen is on it. Episode 8 from Oakland Unseen’s first season featuring Broadway actor Travis Kent as the reporter. Subscribe to our channel on YouTube.
White Hipster Only Uses N-Word Ironically
A white hipster talks about how his using the n-word is ironic and not racist. Episode 7 from Oakland Unseen’s first season featuring East Oakland rapper, community organizer, and writer Ise Lyfe as the anchor. Subscribe to our channel on YouTube. (context)
How to Write an Oakland Trend Piece
We give out-of-town journalists a handy guide on how they can write their “Oakland is the new Brooklyn” trend piece. Episode 6 from Oakland Unseen’s first season featuring Ise Lyfe as the anchor. Subscribe to our channel on YouTube.
Iron Chef Films Toughest Show Yet in West Oakland Food Desert
Iron Chef America films it latest episode in the West Oakland Food desert. Contestants have to deal with the lack of wholesome food and overcome their most difficult cooking challenges yet. Episode 5 from Oakland Unseen’s first season featuring Ise Lyfe as the anchor. Subscribe to our channel on YouTube.