sentence prompts ➝ broad city
❝Are you sure that’s even a cat?❞
❝I don’t watch anything but solo porn.❞
❝Don’t black swan me like that, dude.❞
❝I’m like whatever I wanna be right now.❞
❝Coat racks aren’t for babies.❞
❝What are you doing here? No offense.❞
❝Dude, I just saw the hottest girl I have ever seen.❞
❝I thought you got SUV’D.❞
❝But I won’t make out with you.❞
❝Animated movies are where it’s at. They’re like visual crack.❞
❝I don’t care if you believe me or not.❞
❝Do you mind if I take off my shirt?❞
❝I’m gonna respect your dick later.❞
❝Knock em over! They want to be on the ground.❞
❝Are you still talking to me?❞
❝I’m a sexual x-man. I’m Wolverine. I’m vulvarine.❞
❝Hey, you’re blocking the whole fucking sidewalk.❞
❝No, I’m not sure. Because I’m not sure about anything.❞
❝How did you get into my apartment?❞
❝I can’t. I can’t get into adoption with you, again.❞
❝I just wanna get home and watch my shows.❞
❝Can you pick me up? Can you lift me up?❞
❝I literally don’t give any fucks. Like I hate fucks, they’re the worst.❞
❝I’m crushing it, two for two. All day.❞
❝Because I’m a badass…BOSS.❞
❝Okay, this is your new sexual partner.❞
❝Hey, chill, I’m on the phone.❞
❝I thought we were rating them on dick size.❞
❝Don’t ever let society change you.❞
❝Have fun doing all your drugs together.❞
❝I was so worried, I baked a whole cake. Then I ate a whole cake.❞
❝Well look what the cat dragged in.❞
❝You need to do your brain kegels.❞
❝You asked me the question and then just started answering it yourself.❞
❝You’re gonna smoke the whole bag.❞
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