mixtape goddess

nov words: 4708 private multi-muse indie blog. written by jager. writing blog ✿

[obclisk]

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[obclisk]

i have remade my blog, but will not be giving out my url willy nilly. please message me, or IM me if you’d like the url.

[obclisk]

i have remade my blog, but will not be giving out my url willy nilly. please message me, or IM me if you’d like the url.

[obclisk]

i have remade my blog, but will not be giving out my url willy nilly. please message me, or IM me if you’d like the url.

[memecxllector-blog]

sentence prompts ➝ broad city

❝Are you sure that’s even a cat?❞

❝Okay, I love you too.❞

❝I don’t watch anything but solo porn.❞

❝We just got pizza.❞

❝Don’t black swan me like that, dude.❞

❝Don’t do drugs.❞

❝I’m like whatever I wanna be right now.❞

❝Coat racks aren’t for babies.❞

❝Wanna foook?❞

❝What are you doing here? No offense.❞

❝Dude, I just saw the hottest girl I have ever seen.❞

❝I thought you got SUV’D.❞

❝But I won’t make out with you.❞

❝Animated movies are where it’s at. They’re like visual crack.❞

❝I don’t care if you believe me or not.❞

❝Do you mind if I take off my shirt?❞

❝I’m gonna respect your dick later.❞

❝Knock em over! They want to be on the ground.❞

❝Are you still talking to me?❞

❝I’m a sexual x-man. I’m Wolverine. I’m vulvarine.❞

❝Parkour is terrifying.❞

❝Hey, you’re blocking the whole fucking sidewalk.❞

❝No, I’m not sure. Because I’m not sure about anything.❞

❝How did you get into my apartment?❞

❝I can’t. I can’t get into adoption with you, again.❞

❝I just wanna get home and watch my shows.❞

❝Can you pick me up? Can you lift me up?❞

❝I literally don’t give any fucks. Like I hate fucks, they’re the worst.❞

❝I’m crushing it, two for two. All day.❞

❝Because I’m a badass…BOSS.❞

❝Okay, this is your new sexual partner.❞

❝Hey, chill, I’m on the phone.❞

❝I thought we were rating them on dick size.❞

❝Don’t ever let society change you.❞

❝Have fun doing all your drugs together.❞

❝I was so worried, I baked a whole cake. Then I ate a whole cake.❞

❝Well look what the cat dragged in.❞

❝You need to do your brain kegels.❞

❝You asked me the question and then just started answering it yourself.❞

❝Your hands on my ass.❞

❝You’re gonna smoke the whole bag.❞

[hopefulshipper]

[crowholtz]

COLOR MEME: solas (dragon age) + virgo asked by anonymous

[marazhai]

[hassansan]

Fall 2014

[corasharper]

Palette Matchup

[arden-cho-deactivated20151220]

[rurikids]

Karen Page + outfits

[obclisk]

spookysergant:

[phils-mum-and-llama-placentas]

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

IT’S STARTED

[itsfantasticallyhomoerotic]

IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS

[howlpendragonn]

IT HASN’T EVEN BEEN THANKSGIVING YET

[bonehandledknife]

You’re just lucky I haven’t started singing this shit in JULY

[emmacarstairs]

They say not knowing is the worst part, but This feels worse.

[inquisitor-marlynastre]

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Have some smiling companions on your dash to brighten your day.

[worldstyles]

[incorrectdragonage]

Varric: I have feelings for you. Hawke: I have feelings for you. Narrator: The feeling was friendship, but neither had ever experienced it.