OBEY

Real tall, real thin, and a lover of coffee. [rp only]

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in alcohol’s defense I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too

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Safety first.

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Im gonna mail you this so you don't eventually die @theexoticlioness

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#rebloggin cuz look at me

I did and felt my eyesight get worse, I’ll be billing you for my new prescription. @obeycalamari

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We've seen your exes, that sight couldn't possibly get worse.

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obeycalamari replied to your photo: Bate changes the plates while I take selfies. Mega…

Look at those tiny nips

Look at how my arm is thicker than your leg. And your arms. 

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Doesnt take away from his tiny ass nips

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THE RINGSIDE PERSPECTIVE.

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Today was nice, mum took me to dinner and I didn't have to pay. #blessed

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@ninezerokl and sometimes some get in a princess

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I drank cold soda too fast when I was hot and now my stomach is cramping 😟

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smh.

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:(( love me dont hate me.

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@ninezerokl when I beat you does that make me Princess Brookes?

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I drank cold soda too fast when I was hot and now my stomach is cramping 😟

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Every time I think I’ve heard the most distressing thing possible in life Toni rolls in and shatters that belief.

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Don’t get so pissed on about it, all the things I bless you with are things you desperately need to know.

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I hate everything you stand for.

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Every time I think I've heard the most distressing thing possible in life Toni rolls in and shatters that belief.

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I’m never happy to see anyone lose their jobs but Alex Riley is a wanker and not sad I won’t have to see him at the PC anymore.

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Congrats on the uk tour, I'll be in hiding after all my shit talk.

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