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Princess Garbage

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

this week on wow yall are certainly commissioning that lmao:

[st-hedge]

How spiders look at ur from the drain after u accidentally wash them down— I mean huh? A d(ark) (l)ink for spooky month

[uchihaculture]

[valtsv]

i’m sure i’ve missed a few things, but i can’t stand to look at it any longer. i present to you: the good, the bad, and the ugly of tumblr throughout the decade

[cowboy-garfield]

[freddykicksasses]

The 2020 one will be wild

[whenyouwantdeath]

I feel like I just watched myself grow up 😭

[zackisontumblr]

what i’d see if my life flashed before my eyes

[bradsmindbrain]

[mimi-maru]

Urbosa as Gustav Klimt’s Judith and the Head of Holofernes (1901) for Atelier Hylia (on twitter)

[the-man-who-sold-za-warudo]

why does wiggly sword exist? What are they good for?

Skill: Shows off the blacksmiths massive horse cock. In a time before modern machinery some crazy Germans and Swiss hammered beyond natural human limit. They probably did it as a meme then realised it was actually useful as a weapon. Sharpening a wavy blade would have been a nightmare.

Functional: Good for duelling sword vs sword. A traditional sword allows you to slide off an enemies blade if your swords clash, because the blade is straight. The waves in a flamberg blade creates vibrations which hurts the opponents hands, that doesn’t sound like much but it gives you an advantage. Very useful for parrying since the enemies sword will strike, then the blade gets stuck on your wavy blade or they pull away from the impact shock. Either way you will have an opening to attack. Also the waves cut much deeper similar to a serrated knife. If you got cut once by this blade, you would not be able to stitch your wound shut, you are pretty much sliced bread.Aesthetic: Someone challenges you to a duel, while they unsheathe their boring longsword, you unwrap your wiggly sword. They immediately apologize and run because you are rich enough to afford a wiggly sword and probably have multiple wenches giving you ankle parchments.

[15lehna]

The universal gm facepalm

[speedlimit15]

why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

[speedlimit15]

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

World's most tense egg and spoon race

[mytortoisegotstuckinatupperware]

[concord-and-cliches]

some sort of candy medication i guess [id in alt!]

[k-eke]

Boo are cute <3

[cursedtrekedits]

“Captain’s log, supplemental: the Enterprise has encountered an alien life form who has identified himself as ‘Ziggy’”

[depsidase]

[wasabiprophet]

[honoratacarnage]

why hide this in the tags bestie

[naruusprouts]

Pokemon Starters 🍃💧🔥 which is your fav?

[tallahasseemp3]

help

[kateosaurus-rex]

So this showed up on Twitter and

And here’s that link you’re welcome

[princesstillyenna]

“if I cant have my dignity, at least I have something to read” <- put this on my tombstone

[sexysilverstrider]

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

[medusasstory]

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.