All is Well

Dominika _ 19 _ 98% stress 2% human

[joseph-joestop]

friend: makes a typo

me: makes fun of the typo, repeats the typo for the next ten minutes straight, makes puns based on the typo, names my firstborn after the typo

[yourangelonline]

[riviere-libre]

This still fucking cracks me up

[wingbeifong-deactivated20160204]

i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

[im-depressed-but-funny-blog]

For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.

[vicambulating]

This is why punctuation was created

[fucktigershit-deactivated202003]

[hamilfessions]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

this gets funnier when you see the time stamp

[cyberscully]

“at the end of the day, the only person you have is yourself.”

binch i don’t even have me most days! she off doing her own thing half the time!!! left her a voicemail 4 days ago and she still hasn’t gotten back to me. the fuck. 

[milkeu]

puppy mood board

[buchananjames]

Happy Birthday Steve Rogers! (July 4, 1918)

[thefacelessmage]

Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Captain America tonight when he comes to leave presents under your flag.

[effyeffa]

when you go back to daydreaming after having been interrupted and your brain does a previously on of your fantasy

[allovera]

When you go back to daydreaming after being startled into the real world and your brain has to search through the ‘recently closed’ tabs to remember what you were daydreaming about

[effyeffa]

ok mood

[void-official]

reasons you should adopt black cats 1. they’re adopted less bc of superstition 2. the fuzzy one look like soot motes 3. people think you’re a witch and leave you alone 4. Every picture you take of them looks like a void with glowing eyes which is inadvertently hilarious

5. cat

[radiojamming]

ah yes time for the sacred american tradition of IT’S NOT THE 4TH YET ASSHOLE STOP SHOOTING OFF FIREWORKS

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips

[naamahdarling]

My lavish dream lifestyle: 200% tips at IHOP and throwing struggling artists a couple hundred bucks to sketch my latest asshole OC. I buy my cats better food. I get new underwear twice a year, including a new bra. I have my jeans hemmed, and buy name-brand crackers. Nobody I know ever has to worry about a vet bill again. I quietly bankroll surgery and binders and electrolysis for every struggling trans person on Tumblr. The zoo near me builds a 300% larger reptile house and names it the Wigglesworth Von Snakeface Rept-o-Rama, and I hire a Great Dane ninja to shit on Trump’s Hollywood star every day and post the picture to Facebook and Twitter. Snakes manifest in nazis’ houses. They are made of red-hot chains and never stop screaming. My skin is clear. I sit on my front porch and drink tea. Someone hands me a hamburger.

[ithelpstodream]

[grimelords]

guy whose job it is to think about the apocalypse: *shrugging and doing the 50/50 hand gesture*

[eldestdaughters]

someone: all girls are beautiful and wonderful

me: yes absolutely

me: *remembers I am a girl*

me: with one unfortunate exception

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

The last TV show you watched is now your life story for the next six weeks

What is it?