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#264

louis: i can’t find it

niall: what are you looking for?

louis: my happiness

harry *walks in with his hand stuck inside a peanut butter jar*: hey, can someone help me tie my shoe?

louis:

louis: i found it

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#263

louis: did you eat my powdered donuts?

niall: [mouth full of donuts] no

louis: then what’s that white powder on your jeans?

niall: cocaine.

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#262

liam: did you know that apparently when you get a song stuck in your head, it’s because your soulmate is singing it?

niall: oh that’s cool!

louis: okay then you the FUCK has been singing baby shark at 3 am for the past month?!

harry *panics*

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#260

harry: are you thinking what i’m thinking?

niall: yes

harry: you were thinking of kissing louis?!

niall: nO- wait

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#259

harry *nudging louis*: why are you always falling asleep on me? am i that boring?

louis *half asleep*: you make me feel safe

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#258

[louis arrives home 10 minutes late*

harry *spins around in a chair ominously*: I’ve been expecting you

harry *chair continues to spin*: shit.

harry *tries to stop spinning*: shit!

harry *tries to grab onto a lamp*: SHIT!

harry *falls off the chair*: SHIT-

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#257

zayn: ok kiss marry kill, niall, harry, and me

louis: kiss you, marry harry and kill liam

liam: WHAT THE FUCK? I WASN’T EVEN AN OPTION!!

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#256

harry: knock knock

louis: who’s there?

harry: where when

louis: where when who?

harry: my place, tomorrow, you and me ;)

louis: .....

louis: that was smooth

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#255

harry: i wanna play mario kart...

louis: oh sure babe!!!

harry: how about playing it right now?

louis: hell yeahhhh

niall: can I play with you guys?

harry and louis: .........

niall: 

niall *realising*: OHH- NO- NEVERMIND- ENJOY PLAYING MARIO KART... TOGETHER- haha... bye-... be safe- *leaves the room*

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#254

liam: you know what they say? life is a game of chess

niall: ahhh! that’s why it makes sense. i don’t know how to play chess

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#253

harry: are you a thief?

louis: what? do you want to say im a thief because i stole your heart?

harry: no. please stop wearing my jacket.

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#252

[sets kitchen on fire]

louis: we need an adult

harry: YOU ARE AN ADULT

louis *looking extremely horrified*: oh

niall: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT. GO GET LIAM

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#251

louis: i need your help I told harry i’d cook dinner tonight but I don’t know how to cook. 

zayn *pouring milk into a cereal bag*: and you thought i’d have the solution?!?

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#250

liam: louis has no survival skills. the need to win has replaced them, like he doesn’t care if it’s hurting him as long as he’ll win

harry: yeah right

liam: no really! now watch

liam: hey louis, let’s have a race from our living room to the garder

louis *throws himself out of the window*

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#249

louis: harry pissed me off yesterday so I changed my phone background to another man’s picture 

liam: oh come on tommo, you guys are married, you really think harry is that jealous or insecure?

harry *yelling from another room*: LOUIS YOU LITTLE HEDGEHOG!!! WHO THE FUCK IS THIS ??!!?!

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#248

harry: you shouldn’t be using a straw

niall: i know i know, it’s bad for the environment

liam: no it’s just a weird way to eat spaghetti

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#247

louis: what are you doing?

zayn: just burning something

louis *looks at what zayn is burning*: can i join in?

harry *walking past*

harry: wait these are my jokes?