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I am a mum 🥹

Such a sweet and fuzzy feeling, to know that soon we will have a baby that looks like me and you both.

Still very very pregnant 😩

Una delle cose che mi tiene in vita durante questa gravidanza è che dopo la nascita mio marito mi ha dato un budget pazzesco per rifarmi il guardaroba ☺️

Venale? Superficiale? Quando hai preso 15kg e che non ti entra più niente e non c’è più differenza tra stinco e caviglia… beh. Si.

Poi parliamo del fatto che devo spingere fuori un bambino più grande del normale???!! Meglio di no.

A few things…

Baby is big, 99 percentile 😩

My belly button has disappeared

Boobs are so huge they could feed a village

Every echo the doctors are amazed by the size of the penis of my son 🙃 (gift from daddy)

I will have to devitalize one tooth after the birth cause this fucker is sucking everything from me

His name will start with R. followed by Eden and our two surnames

I will probably have a c-section and I am scared

Identity crisis full on !

Qualcuno può dirmi in quale universo parallelo sono finita che nel 2026 divento mamma???????

Back from family Christmas dinner,

Him: oh wow… you look like you come from an entirely different party…

Me: what party??

Him: the Christmas slut party 😆😆😆

😐

Getting out of the obgyn appointment and bursting out crying cause they weighed me and even though she said it was ok and for a noble cause… to see those numbers on the scale that I have never seen in my life was scary as hell. Body image is something I am struggling with, but having a great partner that still thinks I am hot helps a lot I guess. I was crying like a baby and he was holding out laugh but then he just said to me very seriously: if you want I can gain weight with you, do you want that?? I can do it for you babe!!

And he made me smile and cause I was hungry we went to the boulangerie so I could have a cinnamon roll for breakfast.

I am officially a whale 🐳

when, vegetarian for more than ten years i find myself standing in the kitchen eating rotisserie chicken with my bare hands as if i was starving for days... I am pregnant 😁 i will go back to my veggie eating habits when i am alone again.

Its going pretty well so far, the only uncomfortable thing is the fucking nausea all day. Yesterday i woke up and as i was stepping out of bed i thought i had to burp. It was not a burp, i just vomited right there, on the floor.

He dreamed it was a boy. I feel it is a boy, but who knows...