The Octopenis

LINKS. facebook twitter my FUCKING face Paul Ernst 18 years old. Strange, apathetic, and arrogant. this be my blog.

[thewasp23]

[leviathan-supersystem]

COMMUNISMKILLS CAME INTO THE GROCERY STOR I WORK AT LMAO

was it like encountering a cryptid

[communismkills]

This never happened. I don’t even live in your state.

[hatever]

… Its an anonymous message…

[communismkills]

I order my food online.

[dicksoutsuggestion]

dicks out for my fear of being replaced

[stability]

via sammixxlove

[forestergirl]

She’s a stripurrr

[octopenis]

i have returned

[octopenis]

someone kill me 

[vinterblod-deactivated20190317]

[octopenis]

An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.

[dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052]

[autisticfaraday-blog]

and apparently from this addition they also are secretly in love and have sex later

[octopenis]

You people are ruining my fucking post with your fandom shit

[trenzawhor-deactivated20160504]

I’m gonna wing it

Me, about something I most definitely should not wing  (via hayleydeep)

[raffaroffa]

[octopenis]

what the heck is an octopenis?

You want me to show you?

[lil-purrfect-femme-blog]

Just because a guy said "hi" to you randomly does not mean you got raped.. Ya know? I bet you've raped a guy before

No…. There were a group of like 8 guys GLARING at me at the mall. I went to another store because I felt like they were predators and they FOLLOWED ME. If that doesn’t scream rape culture to you then you are a) ignorant or b) a rape apologist

[octopenis]

This isn't rape you fucking idiot

[zackisontumblr]

my textbook and i have a lot in common

[zorohiyori]

oh my god

[prasejeebus]

P L E A S E

[legalmexican]

STOPPP

[calllmeyourbaby-deactivated2018]

[themanwithfrozenhearts]

im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness