fernweh

deffy. infj. united states of america. preferred pronouns: she/her hello. welcome to my blog. :)

[tohru-oikawa]

introducing the herondale squad, brought to you in excitement for the upcoming shadowhunters tv show!

Rules:

must be following these herondale fangirls

must be a tmi fan (duh)

reblog this post, as likes won’t count

you have until the 20th of july to reblog

this post must reach 40 notes please

Perks:

other herondale fans to fangirl with

a space to chat about the upcoming tv show hell yes

people to reblog your graphics, selfies etc.

new friends wooo

Other Info:

must give us your email to be added to the fab group chat

there will be 10-12 members

track the tag #herondalesquad if you’re accepted

send us an icon and description if accepted

we’ll be choosing members as soon as possible after the deadline

[agentcartrs]

please join!:)

[psychedelic-croutons]

These vines are my life

[odalek-blog]

this blog was cluttered so i remade. please go follow and then send an ask to my new blog and i will rate your blog

[stardustschild]

Apparently my director went to see a production of West Side Story a few years ago, and the guy playing Chino forgot his gun before coming out for his final scene. Once it got to the big scene where he is supposed to shoot Tony, he screeched “Poison Boots” and kicked the actor playing Tony until he went down. The girl playing Maria then had to jerk the shoe off of Chino’s foot, and had to do the gunshot scene asking “How many kicks Chino? How many kicks, and one kick left for me”. 

[tbbackus]

There should be a blog dedicated to theatrical urban legends. Like that opening weekend of Dracula where Dracula (still hungover) vomited all over the audience during the first stage direction that everyone has a friend of a friend that worked on the show and was there.

[crutchie-morris]

or the one where the bridge never came out for Javert’s suicide and so he just pretended to stab himself and then lay there until the lights went out

[musicofthestage]

best story i heard was when a friend of mine saw a show where juliet forgot to bring the dagger out on stage so she just ripped the squib out of her chest and blood squirted everywhere

[agatharights]

During a passion play a friend of my brother was supposedly in, one of the roman soldiers who was supposed to stab jesus on the cross and accidentally grabbed the wrong spear- he was supposed to grab one with a fake tip, but instead he grabbed one with an actual metal tip and, well

Jesus screamed “JESUS CHRIST YOU STABBED ME”.

Since that Jesus had to be taken down due to a bad case of stab-itis, the backup Jesus came in, but he weighed significantly less than the original Jesus- which would have been fine, except that at the end the cross was supposed to ascend upwards with Jesus on it, and the weights hadn’t been adjusted.

So Jesus, instead, ROCKETED UP into heaven (or, just, above the stage).

[soulpunchftw]

This is wild from start to finish

[bansheecarol]

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

[princesslibrarian]

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

[boguskudos]

Things I Never Learned In High School

[w0lf-eyes]

How to do taxes

What taxes are

How to vote

What political parties are

How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job

How to write a check/balance a check book

Anything to do with banking

How to do loans for college

How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things

How to buy a car or house

but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean theorem

thank you

[jedi-giraffe]

didn’t learn any of this in college either

[clevergirlhelps]

yoooooo (part II)

How to do taxes

What taxes are

How to vote

What political parties are

How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job

How to write a check/balance a check book

Anything to do with banking

How to do loans for college

How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things

How to buy a car or house

BONUS

How the stock market works (and how to invest)

How insurance works (house, car, life)

Good meals for under $10

[odalek-blog]

Answer in the tags : )

Aries: what would your superhero outfit be?

Taurus: sunrise or sunset. Why.

Gemini: name your top three movies.

Cancer: what do you have on the walls of your room?

Leo: favorite comedian. Who is it.

Virgo: what Hogwarts house are you in?

Libra: barefoot, heels, or sneakers?

Scorpio: what country are you from?

Sagittarius: what's your favorite clothing material?

Capricorn: lemonade, iced/hot tea, or coffee?

Aquarius: what's the best song you've ever heard?

Pisces: what's your motto?

[nightsewing-deactivated20150103]

have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow

[mearauders-deactivated9123825-d]

[odalek-blog]

ASK THEME 1 - PARADISE by oxygenthemes +preview, code

features - ask box and scrolling faq three links it’s generally just really pretty?

notes -  where it says “your url here”, replace it with your url for the ask box to work. instructions for how to add more questions are in the code.

please don’t touch the credit link & please like or reblog if using!

[odalek-blog]

this blog was cluttered so i remade. please go follow and then send an ask to my new blog and i will rate your blog

[odalek-blog]

this blog was cluttered so i remade. please go follow and then send an ask to my new blog and i will rate your blog

[odalek-blog]

this blog was cluttered so i remade. please go follow and then send an ask to my new blog and i will rate your blog

[westegaard-deactivated20210904]

a list of sites that might be useful when making or customizing a theme!!!:

upload a picture to get a fitting color scheme!

fonts + how to install them

more fonts

if you are looking for themes/pages for verses and such check out this blog

look for cool symbols/characters here

fancy text generator here 

spooky/zalgo text generator

billy audio player

mini audio player

masterlist of update tabs!

[ciralism]

Compass Rose

tags/navigation page by ciralism

live preview | pastebin

Once again, I should be studying for AP exams and instead I’m just making themes. Coded quickly so let me know if you have any trouble, s/o to Lucrezia  for steering me in the right direction (as always)!

Features:

page title

short description

60px by 60px icon 

3 custom links in the top bar

unlimited sections for unlimited tags

instructions for creating your own color scheme (the options are endless!) included in the code

Use respectfully and enjoy!

Other Themes | Custom Theme Giveaway 

[odalek-blog]

braveheartpond replied to your post: so i’m going to go remake my blogand i...

I have riveramelia, if you want it! xoxo

thank you, but i think im going to try and make one up :)

[claramentezodiac]

“Gets Hotter as you Get to Know Them” Squad

Pisces

Cancer

Sagittarius

Leo

Capricorn