the hippest hipster in the coffee shop

the boys are back in town. I'm basically Leslie Knope except I know all the words to We Didn't Start The Fire. I really, really like talking about farscape. oh shit im 29. there's not like a theme or anything. this is a weird place. something used to be here but it's different now. shitposting 24/7. current obsessions: bullet train, shadow and bone, it's always sunny in philadelphia, desperate housewives, george harrison. forever in my heart: kenneth branagh, the riddler, prince

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[bunjywunjy]

10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

AAAND WE HAVE LIFTOFF!

HAPPY MOON LANDING DAY!!!

[haydenthewitch]

my favorite thing about the "guy fieari doesn't swallow" controversy is that in every video i've seen on it there's someone in the comments going "actualy we were featured in diners drive in and dive episode 342 and he came to our restaurant and he definitely ate our food on and off camera like he cleared the plate and he's a really chill dude actualy" and it's like. does guy fieari know that he has a loyal army across America defending him AS WE SPEAK against the stupidest conspiracy theory i've ever heard of

[foodnetwork-fandom]

guy fieri doesn’t what now?

[julieandthemothman1]

hey bro lets move to the suburbs its gonna be so fun

[raptorific]

[poprocksromance]

A cautionary tale about the growing literacy crisis

[lastparty]

pretty great for chris eccleston though

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

why do cherries have to be sexual & strawberries get to be all innocent. why are we slut shaming fruit. what is the sexual valence of a blueberry

[ethanmaldridge]

New cryptid

[hullosweetpea]

[cosmonautroger]

Seattle, 1994

[mr-deep-downer]

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

[probuccalfat]

can we start lining dresses again for the love of god and style

[raisinchallah]

to really get womens sports to the next level we need to craft teams that are supervillains we need a powerful eternal successful team that also has bad vibes bad energy and is fundamentally evil we need to construct the new york yankees of women

[themojavesworst]

*licks finger and tastes the air* my fallout game is about to crash

[quixoticanarchy]

I do think it's kind of funny how john green wrote a book about tuberculosis that brought a lot of renewed attention to the subject and he's since become the darling of the tb world, speaks at tb conferences, my dad and every other tb researcher I know is absolutely smitten with him, and they'll be like "we love this guy! have you heard of him??" and I have to be like well yes, I have. for other reasons

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?