the hippest hipster in the coffee shop

the boys are back in town. I'm basically Leslie Knope except I know all the words to We Didn't Start The Fire. I really, really like talking about farscape. oh shit im 29. there's not like a theme or anything. this is a weird place. something used to be here but it's different now. shitposting 24/7. current obsessions: bullet train, shadow and bone, it's always sunny in philadelphia, desperate housewives, george harrison. forever in my heart: kenneth branagh, the riddler, prince

[biracy]

The winner takes it Saul. The loser has to call

[minnesotacore]

Wait…. How have I not done a Saint Paul vs Minneapolis poll yet?!?

No nuance, no suburbs. Where do your loyalties lie.

Which is better?

Saint Paul

Minneapolis

Remaining time: 1 day 16 hours

[butt-rice]

girl it's not even a debate...

would you rather live in sodom or gomorrah?

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[omtai]

they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

[infectiouspiss]

TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE

[infectiouspiss]

sorry that was meant for the tags

[omtai]

it’s okay. You’ve painted a beautiful and true picture

[killrockstar]

some of the music i listen to is straight up bad

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[priorwalterxxxii]

the thing is though yellow submarine is dead fucking serious to me . the original demo where john sings in the town where i was born no one cared no one cared and then paul literally took a sad song and made it better Whatever man

[sophsun1]

Community – 6.04: Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing

[minotauri]

i wish i could hit chatgpt physically i wish i could hit it with a hammer and hit it with a hammer and hit it with a hammer and hit it with a hammer

[romanceyourdemons]

last night i dreamed acclaimed actor and director kenneth branagh died in a recreation of the battle of agincourt and i happened to be there at the time, so afterwards the investigator for the death (who was an off brand hercule poirot situation) asked me about it and i said “ken was always drawn to spectacle. he loved that feeling of awe” and i remember thinking, in the dream, what the hell am i doing? since when am i on ken terms with real life oscar winner sir kenneth branagh?? being a heartrendingly present bystander at the moment of his bizarre death doesn’t give me the right to ken him

[catcatalpa]

1920 hamlet is so cute🥹……

[pettydemon]

[syfysource]

Oh, this has nothing to do with you being a woman. I like women. I just have a little problem with scientists.

Stargate SG-1 1.01 Children of the Gods

[mikaylaabdalla]

HOUSE, M.D. 6.20 The Choice

[zmpl]

can you imagine what it will be like the day it finally happens. no one will be posting about anything else. category 10 posting event. if it happens because of someone else their gofundme page will reach over $500,000 within a day. #hopecore

[briannyssey]

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

[zenaidasden]

Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor

[literalnobody]

no this is the hill YOU die on. because i’m gonna kill you for disagreeing with me

[translatingpostsintolatin]

non sic in quo TU morieris est hic collis. quia te caedam cum mecum dissenseris