Odd Balatro Hands

name says it all. read pinned post before submitting please. only one mod as of rn (they/them), but I'm looking for more

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hi everyone. welcome to oddbalatrohands. it's pretty self explanatory; submit your weird, unusual, and/or crazy balatro hands/decks/jokers/etc here for the world to see

here's some ground rules:

video clips are allowed

submit one at a time

keep things balatro related

blog will be run on a queue

non-submissions will be tagged as #not a hand

be nice to me (please for the love of god I am so sensitive)

rules may be updated later

so yeah that's basically it. send your interesting balatro stuff here and I'll post it

also shoutout to @balatroconfessional for inspiring me lol

(main: @chubbletea)

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Submission box wouldn’t let me add a photo (mobile browser ew) anyway I was dealt a 9 card straight.

*on ante 2? wowie zowie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ante 1 round 2 :) eternal showman gambit is paying off already (not really lmao)

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Absolutely stupid run once again :D I had no deck fixing and I passed on a brainstorm to get the sticker on misprint:DD it was so close to over so many times lmao

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Anaglyph deck gold stake... I was trying to get negative tags but none showed up so I skipped for one William dollars in ante 8

This run was struggling So Bad in the early game and then Tribulet showed up and saved my life Thank you Triboulet‼️the sixth sense didn't do anything I just wanted the sticker :)

*the squad + the dude who NOBODY invited

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crazy anaglyph run- did not get to use all of those double tags unfortunately

*lovely image quality here

[electricrainbowskull]

OH I NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS RUN

So first of got so damn lucky, got double chance holographic for free, then either in the same store or next I got abstract and the business card 1 in 2 chances into 2 in 2 chances MONEY FOR DAYS, TAROT FOR DAYS.

I was going flushes, then I stumbled upon the burnt joker that levels up the discarded hand and the trading card like ante 3 or 4 so leveling up high cards along the way with my flushes.

I had I think 3 steel queens and the Mime or Sock and Buskin going into the cerulean bell and didn't even think "oh will I make it" I just knew it was gonna work I was making 165,000+ chips 3 rounds ago!

My best hand was 2 glass kings with red seals, 2 glass queens with red seals and holo queen, 5.081e11.

My first time living the good life not getting punished until that awesome hand and my greed killed my queens.

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I finished gold stake on every deck :D so now I'm working on gold stickering all the jokers so there will be a lot of stupid ridiculous builds coming soon™️

*it's always the stupidest builds that get you the furthest. congrats on completionist+(?) achievement btw!!

[boybeetles]

do you like my jokers

[ashewintersfr]

Lizard dad….. dead mom…. Trans…. Woke…..

Deceased Reptilian Jackie Frost.

I’m getting more creative with these each day.

Fuck off Barbara I have Balatro on my phone now so your words don't affect me

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*what a beautiful day!

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pair gaming real

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*do you guys think I scored enough

[dramakoala]

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Just beat my high score completely by accident while just trying to kill some time on mobile balatro:)

WHY MUST BALATRO GIVE ME SUCH A GOD TIER SEED WHEN I CAN BARELY SEE WHAT'S GOING ON ON THE SMALL SCREEN OF A PHONE. :)

Bro... I got three photos and at one point had 2 chads to go with them.. also a nat negative golden ticket, and multiple auras that all hit polychrome and I had a really early cartomancer for unreasonably good deck fixing. WHY can't I have this type of luck on my gold stake runs lmao died with all red seal polychrome gold kings of hearts :)

Seed is EIFSF2ZN if anyone wants to try it :) I probably could've lived a lil longer with glass but I was scared

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*well well well welcome back to ME

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*sorry I haven't been posting. I don't think I even have a good explanation