#local man is desperate for a threesome with hot cop friend and extraterrestrials
#two detectives mudblock and skeleton work for the illuminati #one of them never sees the actual aliens bc shes always too busy tying her shoes or st
#gillian anderson is responsible for a lot of girls’ gay or bi awakening #she rolls her eyes at david duchovny who gets excited about aliens
#hot ginger woman eyerolls through sexual tension and some man with a jawline wants to know if aliens have tiddies
a hetero couple does the will-they-wont-they trope for 19 seasons and in the background theres bigfoot or something
murder and scallop have adventures
Aliens and one of them keeps fucking around
she babysits him but they’re in love
Three cops who like to talk on the phone while in bubble baths
two cops eyefuck also they hunt aliens and government is evil
She is done with his shit but he is very intense about his shit. They all have a bubble bath and deny it
this guy called mouldy ((?)) annoys gillian anderson a lot but it’s fine bc they sometimes punch aliens
Two badly dressed white people never kiss while looking for aliens or something
Mr and Mrs Goodhair spy on the truth, which is out there
Alien falls in love with man but their love must stay a secret
Mumford and Sully have sex while talking about aliens. One of ‘em doesn’t believe in aliens. I think they work together, too
An FBI agent decides to wear as many pantsuits as possible
the tall man shows the grumpy lady all the spooky stuff
muldur and sculls r fucking and there are probably aliens at some point. there also a guy named skinner but he’s not a cool skateboarder he’s a bald guy who’s in a bubble bath??
so there’s a man with a pointy face who believes in aliens and… maybe other supernatural stuff? and then a lady who a lot of lesbians like who DOESN’T believe in aliens. and I think they’re in love, maybe? and they wear coats?
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