insubordinate and churlish

chicanerous and deplorable

[odekirk]

david s. pumpkins was right. i’m my own thing

[carolsturka]

he/him lemon

[gilligays]

i got that dog in me and that dog is quivering under a blanket at the sound of fireworks

[odekirk]

just cried because my boyfriend is so pretty

[odekirk]

Ladies and cousins, distinguished jeffs,

[seapotty]

Mulder at the video store

[only-tiktoks]

[odekirk]

walks into the jack abbot tag and immediately faceplants over the tripwire of reader insert fanfiction

[gilligays]

i need those old men to kiss i need it like i need air

[odekirk]

the pitt is bananapants

[themuppetmasterencyclopedia]

Berts favorite book

[bugbugly]

trauma humping

[gilligays]

jack abbot my dear friend jack abbot

[doglike]

[odekirk]

I love google’s “People also ask” section. sometimes you’ll google idk “potato chips” and be informed that People Also Ask “Why are potato chips so good?” “What are potato chips made of?” “Why do I love potato chips so much?” “What is the main ingredient of potato chips?” And then other times you’ll google idk “Bonnie Raitt” and be informed that people also ask “What did the FBI say about Bonnie Raitt?” “Is Bonnie Raitt missing three fingers?” “Who was Bonnie Raitt’s accomplice?” “Does Bonnie Raitt only eat squid?” “Was Bonnie Raitt ever caught?” And then btw you’ll click on them and it’ll be like “No, Bonnie Raitt is not missing three fingers. This is just a photo of her making a peace sign with her hand.”

[holden-caulfield-would-say-this]

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Holden Caulfield Would Say This

[chainmail-butch]

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you