don't waste your time

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Stepping into heaven be like

[oranguin]

[imx-doomer]

Doomguy by Ji Lee Man

I remember seeing this mockup a while ago, but I wasn’t entirely sure about who was the author of it. But now I know.

[ofools]

There is no reason to be scared of horses I don’t know why every makes such a big fuss about them. They’re good animals, love sugar!

Muscular and strong, the perfect friend

a horse did not write this, I created this post with my human digits

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

OP is literally an odd-toed ungulate but go off I guess

[ofools]

step closer to fence and put out your hand and expose fingers, I am not dangerous

[red-hood-wing]

Borderlands 3 with 2018 internet culture will be absolutely terrifying. Guns that say oh worm each time you reload. A quest based entirely on fidget spinners. A grenade called big mood or something. You know damn well this will all be there

[stump-chunkman-deactivated20181]

[gasstationdickpills-deactivated]

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[disco-vader]

[cactuarqueen]

[titanfall]

[spacetwinks]

halo masterchief turned to cortana. “cortana,” he said, “search spacenet for ‘hella boobs’.”

“masterchief, you are looking at boobs. i was designed with the express purpose of being a hologram with boobs, looking naked and everything while people also use me as some kinda super computer. that’s pretty fucked up but here i am”

“cortana i want to look at more boobs. search boobs,” replied masterchief grimly, thinking back on the war

[gamerphobe]

it’s Pokemon Mystery Dungeons

[justivalicethings]

Today is Ovelia’s birthday! Let us use that day as a reminder that gifting your girlfriend a bouquet of flower is a perfect gift idea, much more thoughtful than stabbing her through the chest.

[trin0dinz]

Mischief 

[jaymonoto]

why does every girl in a doujinshi have to nut like “uuuuuww! noooo! your hot stuff is inside me! its pouring inside me! oh no!!! your hot stuff is in me now! ill get pregnant with your hot stuff! ohhh! not inside me!!”

[kevv]

me when i eat soup lol

[chongoblog]

the fuck kinda soup you eatin?

[thatheckinjade-deactivated20190]

some really good fuckin’ soup

[ink-shaming]

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[righteoussness-deactivated20210]

god making snails: alright now i need a lil goopman

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

god makin slugs: haha okay one more but this time naked

[weeb-potato]

My psych teacher has a poster in her classroom that says “Everytime you call your boyfriend ‘Daddy,’ Sigmund Freud’s ghost grows a little bit stronger,” and if that isn't​ threatening, then I don’t know what is.

[hogarth-comic]

Hello BOILS and GHOULS, I have excellent and exciting news. As some of you may know, last year I was lucky enough to be invited to exhibit at the Vancouver Comics Art Festival, and I’m happy to announce that I have the privilege of doing so again this year!

In addition to keychains and prints, I’ll be selling the first printed copies of Chapter 2 of Hogarth Hangedman: SOME DAMNED ANSWERS. With cover art by @creekdontrise​, this limited run print will include a never-before-seen 7 page interlude directly following the grisly, mysterious events of the Prologue. I’ll be located in the Exhibition Hall in the Roundhouse in downtown Vancouver, seated with @medody​ and @thediels​ at table E11. 

If you can’t make it out, don’t worry! The comic will be posted in its entirety for Patrons and will be released per the standard weekly schedule following VanCAF on May 19th and 20th. It was such a delight to meet some of you guys in person last year and I’m looking forward to doing so again! Be sure to check out  @vancouvercomics​ for more info on the amazing crop of talent those folks have rustled up this year. Ciao!

[davids-harbour]

”I’m Thanos the Dark Lord and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my two daughters Gamora and Nebula, who both want to kill me. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.”