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❝ heaven is a place on earth.❞
he has no problem taking the lead; heading straight towards the clothes — if they count as that, because he’s pretty sure he’d get thrown in jail if he wore that in public. not that that’s a deterrent.
" and it's called Whipples. "
( rich scans the racks. it's such an admirable collection. he's been coming here for years and the attire has never gotten worse-- only better. )
" leather's in the back corner. "
he might keep this boy. if he doesn’t decide he wants to fuck him. any- one who feeds his ego is good in his book.
as much as he talks, he hasn’t been in a lot of stores like this — blue eyes scan the shelves as he follows, winking at the owner before letting out a low hum.
❝ damn.❞
( he'd be just fine with either. he falls behind, admittedly for less than innocent reasons. who would walk in front of this man when there's a behind like this? )
" i know. glorious, isn't it? have at. "
❝ my face’ll do it.❞
" yes it will. this way. "
( he gives an over the shoulder wave to the owner. )
❝ laurence.❞
" i'm rich. here we are. know the guy who owns the place-- definitely get you a discount if your pretty face doesn't do it. "
❝ duh. lead the way.❞
" what's your name, gorgeous? "
i have too many blogs
❝ amazon’s boring. let’s find a sex shop.❞
" i know of a few. will you be doing an in-store fitting? i'll be honored to give feedback. "
❝ true. where do you even get those. i feel like i’m a failure of a gay.❞
" just a bit. leather shops, sex shops. amazon. "
❝ great — what about assless chaps?❞
" you can't even call them assless with an arse like yours. defies the laws of physics. but yes-- definitely. "
❝ cool. come shopping with me.❞
" absolutely. "
❝ true. my ass is fantastic, though. i could pull off leather.❞
" hm. damn right, you could. you'd get a one in leather. "
❝ my hips are annoying?❞
" you've got such narrow hips. skirt'd just slide right off. and there's nothin' more annoying than bony hips in a dress. "
reliiquos, xprettybow, mxtalen, of-sorts, grxf
❝ on a scale of one to shangela how annoying would i be in drag?❞
" oh, definitely a solid two. i'd say one-- but those hips. "
+of-sorts
“How’ve you been, love?”
" eh. could be better. yourself? ' super secret agency ' treatin' ya well? "
+of-sorts
“—Hey there, stranger.”
" hey, yourself. "
ooc;
i have been gone for so long. holy shit. do people still know i exist?
wнaтιwaѕмιѕѕιng.
“That’s… not good,” he said, simply. He was unsure of what to say; it’d been a while since he’d dealt with a serious case—Richard was the first that he had seen in a long time.
“Medication… I did prescribe you medication the last time I saw you, correct?” If his memory was serving him properly, he’d given him a small prescription of Felbatol… Or was it Neurontin? Christ, he couldn’t remember.
" Neurontin-- Felbatol was a bust, so you switched me. They won't refill me up at the pharmacy without a doc's recommendation. Seem t' think those meds're a one 'n done deal. "
Richard sits back and rubs his temples. " I know what m' brain wants, but that shit's never touchin' me again. "
