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@ofbcrbara-blog
I made this for you, Uncle Robbie.
smol qt.
@ofbcrbara said ; “ maybe life should be about more than just surviving. ”
‘ hey, that’s what i’ve been sayin’ ! or well––––– never actually did. sure thought it, though. mind if i steal that lil gem of yours ? ’
‘ nice to hear someone agree with me on that one, most people seem a little too negative. hey, it’s yours for the taking ! i don’t mind. ‘
reunited & it feels so good.
‘ and now that you’ve found out ? what––– what do you wanna do ? ‘cause we could do something… for you know, –– FUN ! ’
‘ a little fun is just what we need ! i mean, not only have you helped me find my smile but we’re also REUINTED. that’s reason enough. what do y’all have for fun around here ? ‘
anti charlotte’s web.
“ yeah if you could, i ain’t scared or anythin’ ; but fuck, nothin’ should have EIGHT legs. ”
the blonde carefully picked the spider up with a spare paper she saw sitting around before moving it away from where the two were at. when she returned she responded, ‘ there’s nothing wrong with being scared of ‘em if you are. i’m sure there’s some sort of reason they’ve got all those legs. not a reason i know of or understand but there’s got to be one. ‘
#protectsammy2kforever.
‘ but i should’ve looked ! i should’ve helped, ––– known. i was… you were so CLOSE. if i’d just gone there–– i could’ve done SOMETHING. ’
‘ hey, look at me. i’m healthy, i’m alive, & i’m HERE ! we ended up finding each other anyways. if you had shown up & something bad had happened to you i wouldn’t have been able to live with myself. ‘
Hayden Panettiere as Juliette Barnes on Nashville, Season 1; 1.02 “I Can’t Help It (If I’m Still in Love with You)” Part 5/5
sweet smol child.
@ofbcrbara said ; “ look at that. you’ve helped me find my smile. ”
‘ i did ? –– – that’s good ! ‘cause… you need that, right ? ’
‘ yeah, a smile is a pretty important thing to have ! ‘
@arenholzer — ' i don’t like spiders, okay ? ‘ !!
‘ they are pretty creepy looking so i don’t blame you. want me to get rid of it for you ? ‘
sammy.
‘ i should’ve looked for you. if i’d known… i would’ve looked. you were in nevada this whole time, and i didn’t––––– i’m so sorry. ’
‘ don’t worry ‘bout it, it’s not like you had any way of knowing. you don’t need to apologize, it wasn’t your fault. ‘
sammy.
‘ but–––– HOW ? ’ the male questioned, azure hues remaining locked on the blonde. she couldn’t have made it, he was sure she couldn’t have. after all the things she’d told him, how could he have ? they’d both been so sure she’d been right, yet it had felt anything but satisfying when it was confirmed. it’d been selfish to think of himself in that moment –– the time she was missing –– but sammy hadn’t truly felt safe since. knowing that his delusions, anyone’s delusions, could’ve been anything but ? it seemed to mess with his head a lot more than any voices ever could. and though the other was glad to see her ––– ALIVE ––– the brunet’s mind seemed vacant for once.
‘ he got infected at some point & that was when i managed to find a way out. i didn’t even know there was an apocalypse until i got out, didn’t figure out why he was acting even stranger till then. it turned out i was right NEXT DOOR from my home the whole time. zombies weren’t really my idea of a good welcome home party. ‘
@cxustiic --- ❝ wanna get this guy out of my face before i break his fucking skull ? ❞
‘ i’m not sure what you expect me to be able to do, maybe he can just take the hint. what did he even do ?? ‘
friends with benefits sentence starters:
“what are we, nerds trying to look at boobies?”
“i’m your boss, give me your pants.”
“i love that outfit, you look so sexy in that.”
“i’m fully aware of your allergies.”
“here’s an idea, next time, instead of being late, just shit on my face.”
“you said i was your soulmate.”
“work doesn’t reassure you that liking a finger up your ass doesn’t make you gay.”
“but you’re actually really emotionally damaged.”
“you have really big eyes and it freaks me out sometimes.”
“why do relationships start off so fun, and then turn into suck a bag of dicks?”
“i’m just gonna’ shut myself down emotionally.”
“i’m gonna’ change your life. i’m that girl.”
“i could post a video of me mixing cake batter with my boobs and it would get eight million hits.”
“what are you, a gazelle?”
“don’t be the guy who shit the bed.”
“puppy dog eyes. nice touch.”
“wanna’ get this guy out of my face before i break his fucking skull?”
“you don’t fucking know me man.”
“i took his virginity.”
“does the carpet match the drapes?”
“run gazelle! run!”
“i have this thing at work. it’s called google.”
“if you tell anyone about this i will rip your ears off and staple them to your neck.”
“everyone in this city seems really violent.”
“do you want to get your shit out of my car or what?”
“go and fuck a dick.”
“i’d love to take you out one night and trawl for cock.”
“we can tear this shit up.”
“hey, no skin. more pipe for me.”
“you sure you’re not gay?”
“i’m not fucking asking you out i swear to god.”
“god, you’re such a girl.”
“girl, you are preaching to the congregation.”
“this shit is amazing.”
“i love that sunsets make you cry.”
“i wish my life was a movie sometimes.”
“god, i miss sex.”
“hold me, let’s spend the rest of our lives together.”
“i don’t even know if i find you attractive.”
“i do have a thing for jerks.”
“i liked your eyes. i didn’t think i’d ever seen such big beautiful eyes.”
“and your lips, yeah, i thought you might be a good kisser.”
“you swear you don’t want anything from me other than sex?”
“you have a bible app?”
“no relationship. no emotions. just sex.”
“come on, okay, you’re beautiful. you have nothing to be insecure about.”
“that is way too emotionally supportive and you need to just lock that down.”
“your ass is a little bony.”
“i sneeze sometimes after i come.”
“feet gross me out. daddy issues.”
“what are you trying to do, dig your way to china?”
“nobody wants to fuck obama.”
“what are you my fucking therapist now?”
“every time you curse, you blink. like your body’s rejecting the word.”
“as a sign of rebellion, you got a tattoo.”
“harry potter doesn’t make you gay!”
“my butt is cramping can you grab a pillow?”
“do you feel manly now?”
“are you pooping?”
“all you have at home is drinkable yoghurt.”
“it was like talking to dirt.”
“i’m starving, you got any gin?”
“i’ve turned down more tail than you’ll ever have.”
“me likes cock, so i’m strickily dickily.”
“i’ve been in love, i went down that rabbit hole.”
“one day, you will meet someone and it will literally take your breath away. like no oxygen in yours lungs. like a fish.”
“i told him you were my gay best friend.”
“he smells like a girl.”
“the sneak out. how incredibly cliché of you.”
“no, go fuck yourself.”
“trust me, you don’t suck in bed.”
“forget the douche, he’s a dick. he’s a dickdouche.”
“get your feet off my bed, they’re disgusting.”
“we’re one of these crazy families that don’t lie to eachother, pbs is doing a documentary on us.”
“nobody cares, you sound like an asshole.”
“i just need you to be my friend right now.”
“okay, so i’ll listen to you while you give me a handjob.”
“i’m a magician, not a wizard. you and your gay harry potter.”
“you can’t deny going to hogwarts would be life changing.”
“all that matters is how you look at him.”
“i haven’t seen you this dumb since you got that candy corn tattoo.”
“you wanna’ be happy? find someone you like and never let them go.”
“are you pissed off at me because i didn’t cuddle?”
“i actually thought you were different.”
“with friends like you who needs friends?”
“i have the perfect body for photoshop.”
“my prince charming? you.”
“if you even think there’s a chance she might be it, fix it.”
“if i ever see you again, i’ll crush your earlobes and make soup stock out of them.”
“it’s some prince charming shit though, right?”
“i want my best friend back, because i’m in love with her.”
“on one condition. kiss me.”
mischa.
‘ and they’ll believe us ? –– – ALRIGHT ! but the talking ? it’s on you. i’m not a very good liar, okay ? they’d know, and then we’d be in more trouble. ’
‘ don’t see why not, what could two completely innocent young girls like ourselves have to hide. lucky for the both of us it’s sort of one of my specialties ! ‘
mischa.
‘ –– –– some laws exist, no ? for stealing, murder–– both still bad ! and say we don’t get away with it… what happens then ? ’
‘ that’s true but we’re technically not doing either of those so we should be okay ! if we were to get caught then we can just say we were exploring our surroundings, getting to know the place a little better ? ‘
sammy.
a decade had passed since he’d last seen her, and back then it’d been on nothing but a MISSING PERSON’S POSTER. azure hues studied the shorter in shock; eyebrows raised & lips parting as he attempted to blame her presence on his own disorder. but today had been quiet, and never had she appeared like this; vibrant, happy––– ALIVE. ‘ –– barbara. ’ the younger spoke, gaze never leaving hers. as if she would vanish the moment he looked away. ‘ you––– you’re here ? –– – i… i thought you were dead ! you were–– he got you, you were gone. ’ sammy went on, taking a step towards the blonde in the process. ‘ you’re okay ? ’
for so long she had thought she had just been forgotten. she had even questioned if anyone had tried to look for her, couldn’t understand how anyone let it happen to begin with. but those were thoughts to occupy her mind another time, all she could fully concentrate on was the relief she felt seeing him again. it almost brought her a bit of comfort. ‘ i found a way out, a little too late though since it seems the world had ended without me ! ‘ she smiled at her own attempt of a joke before continuing, ‘ i’m as okay as one can be these days, i guess. ‘