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â thanks for picking me up.â
â baskin-robbins always finds out. â
â it wasnât a violent crime, it was a cool crime! â
â you want some waffles? âÂ
â i donât care. iâm out. âÂ
â i think our first move should be calling the avengers. â
â iâm trying, okay? iâve changed. â
â be the person she already thinks you are. âÂ
â gratitude can be forgiveness. âÂ
â oh man, are we screwed? âÂ
â i didnât steal anything! i was returning something i stole! âÂ
â you know, you almost had us convinced that youâre gonna change your ways. âÂ
â the moment things get hard, you turn right back to crime. âÂ
â GET ON THE DAMN ANT âÂ
â heyâ um, whose pajamas are these?! â
â i believe everybody deserves a shot at redemption. â
â my days of breaking into places and stealing shit are done. â
â i need you to break into a place and steal some shit. Â â
â itâs not about saving OUR world. itâs about saving THEIRS. â
â damn. that was a good speech. â
â you gonna show me how to punch? show me how to punch. â
â alright, princess, letâs get back to work. â
â aw, youâre cute! â
â iâm expendable. â
â itâs not your fault. she made her choice. â
â i ruined the moment, didnât i? iâm gonna make some tea. â
â YOU SON OF A BITCH â
â itâs really important to me that captain never finds out about this. â
â that was completely irresponsible and dangerous! you jeopardized everything! â
â wait a minute⊠did you just compliment me? â
â what did you see in me? all those years ago, you picked me. what did you see? â
â THATâS SO COOL BRO â
â hey lookâ this is gonna get weird, alright? itâs pretty freaky, but itâs safe, thereâs no reason to be scared. â
â oh no, daddy donât get scared. â
â weâre all doing this for reasons much bigger than any one of us. iâm just glad you have a SLIGHT chance of MAYBE pulling this off. â
â i actually went from despising you to almost liking you! â
â wowâ wow. i mean, i saw that punch coming from a mile away but i just figured itâd be all pathetic and weak! â
â hi, little guy! Â â
â you proud of me yet? â
â youâre sick and i can help you, just put the gun down! â
â you picked the wrong side, _____ ! â
â donât worry, iâm not going to die here. and neither are you. â
â heyâ weâre the good guys, right? feels kinda weird! â
â IâM GONNA DISINTEGRATE YOU â
â you insult me. your very existence is insulting to me! â
â THATâS A MESSED-UP LOOKING DOG â
â thereâs a⊠big hole in the roof. â
â yeah, i donât know what youâre doing, grabbing and kissing me like that, i was a little surprised myself, i mean, really? â
â youâre full of shit, ______ â
â this is awkward. i mean, what do we even talk about after all of this? â
â look at that chick, sheâs like CRAZY STUPID FINE, you know what iâm sayinâ? â
â itâs about damn time. â