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@ofbirdsandbats
Beyond the fact that I’m completely distracted by other things + my health kicking me in the ass the last few weeks, I’ve been really wanting to get back on this blog. I have tons of Babs muse and I really WANT to start writing again, but I’m having some Real executive dysfunction with it
I’m going to finish up the Babs reading list I’ve been working on and then start a maxine h*nkle blog, maybe writing a different character will kickstart my Ability To Write
Oracle in Birds of Prey
Reblog this if your muse is BISEXUAL!
“ nope, hippopotamus. ”
Babs scrunched her face. “Hibbobotamas,” she repeated through pouted lips.
hc inspired by @gymgordon who deserves your love xo
Babs’ favourite colour is blue
She chose green for Oracle bc it’s Jim’s favourite colour and she knew no one would make the connection
friendly reminder that i’m still here im just distracted by other things
hello pia
this message being anonymous feels oddly threatening, but i guess now is a good opportunity to say a few things
yep. that’s me. my irl given name and my old handle, you’ve definitely noticed that i don’t go by Pia online anymore but I’m not trying to hide the fact that that was me. For example, I didn’t change my URL along with my handle, I only changed my handle.
why?
i’ve been part of the rpc on this hellsite since i was 16. 16 ‘and grew up in a country town without much of an internet connection and only a country town echo-chamber as a moral compass’. 16 and stupid, essentially. thing is, i’ve learned and changed so much from who i was back then and i felt it was time for an update.
so after an extended hiatus, i decided to come back to rpc with a new handle. Zee derived from Zhane, a name that means something to me.
internet reset! bye capped data!
but while it wasnt functional i got really into the game i was playing
be back when i finish it or get bored
BUZZFEED UNSOLVED RANDOM LINES STARTERS.
strong language. potential dark themes present.
“ i’m jumping, i’ve jumped, i’ve landed. ”
“ garlicky sheen shane. ”
“ this is bologna i’m flip-flopping again. ”
“ GHOST COP. ”
“ well, i mean it’s not a bear. ”
“ it could certainly kill a bear. ”
“ nope, hippopotamus. ”
“ FUCK YOU. ”
“ he’s the richard dreyfuss of this jaws story. ”
“ did she have anything on under the trench coat? ”
“ yeah, she had a hippie vibe to her. ”
“ she used to come here every thursday. ”
“ yeah. that shakes a tambourine. ”
“ i really wanna believe in something outside the norm of, you know, physics. ”
“ not when the history fights back! ”
“ do you always have to insult the ghost of the place we’re at? ”
“ shame on him. ”
“ i don’t like that one bit. ”
“ you’re not a man of your word. ”
“ do you feel like it remembers you? ”
“ you’ll find out. ”
“ yet here i sit, like a freakin idiot. ”
“ that just fucking…. cut through that like a hot butter patty. ”
“ are you just afraid of anything that’s old? ”
“ look at your little stupid face. ”
“ i called it a motherfucker, i called it a coward. ”
“ my heart almost exploded. ”
“ your hard-on exploded? ”
“ i don’t think we’ve ever attempted anything more idiotic than this. ”
“ did you just fart? ”
“ it just slipped right out of your butt cheeks. ”
“ ahaha, gotcha…. ghosts. ”
“ i love your bones. ”
“ i just knew him as the guy who probably killed someone. ”
“ also his name was the juice. ”
hurt meme.
“ i got you. it’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”
“i feel like everyone’s miles away from me.”
“my mind is a dark place. you don’t want to be there.”
“i know this hurts, but you have to stay awake.”
“don’t close your eyes, please don’t close your eyes!”
“i just want to be numb, i don’t want to feel anything.”
“please don’t do this, don’t act like you care.”
“you don’t care, nobody cares, just leave.”
“you’re my friend, of course i fucking care.”
“i can’t give up on you, so please don’t give up on yourself.”
“i love you so much, i forgot what hating myself felt like.”
“i fucked up, why do you not care?”
“i can’t walk, just go on without me.”
“you have broken ribs, take it easy.”
“i have no idea how to do cpr.”
“whose blood is that?”
“apply pressure to the wound, don’t let go.”
“don’t you dare fucking let go!”
“what the hell happened to you?”
“are they dead? did you kill them?”
“do you know what you’ve done?”
“you’re either with me or against me.”
“who the hell did this to you?”
“are you alright? you hit your head pretty hard…”
“i can’t see!! what’s happening to me?”
“when was the last time you ate?”
“what do you mean you’re fine? you are not fine!”
“i’m fine, it’s just a flesh wound, i’ll be okay.”
“for how long? how long were you bottling this up?“
“there’s so much blood, you won’t last.”
“are you… throwing up in there?”
“why aren’t you eating?”
“just breathe… you’re okay, i promise, just breathe.”
“i can’t breathe, i can’t –”
"i woke up, & you were gone.”
“just tell me something, was it really worth it?”
"it’s okay to hurt & breakdown. you don’t have to be strong all the time.”
chrissy teigen’s tweets sentence starters, part 1.
feel free to edit pronouns / anything.
‘ every time someone asks __ for a selfie and says “I never do this” I think back to the night we met when I said it but not about selfies. ’
‘ hate this macbook relationship. “when do you want to update?” “later” “later today or later tomorrow?” oh my god just fucking LATER. ’
‘ i always have a note in my pocket that says “___ did it” just in case i’m murdered because i don’t want him to remarry. ’
‘ i think a good rule of thumb is to never play “fuck/marry/kill” between other couples you are currently sitting with. ’
‘ remember that one time I went into a store because I liked a dress on the mannequin but it turned out to be a mannequin store. ’
‘ my favorite part about my anniversary dinner was the girl who came to our table who john used to bone and also the sea bass. ’
‘ i’m at the age where I want to eat beef stew but then still go “be around cool people” after. ’
‘ chicken pot pies aren’t talked about enough. ’
‘ trump became president the same year people started eating tide pods. ’
‘ i just read the theory that snapchat is using filters to sell our facial recognition to the CIA but i’m not even mad because i look sooo cute. ’
‘ yikes. don’t google “cream pies”, google cream pie recipe. ’
‘ i am good for a single outdoor activity for about 15 minutes. ’
‘ just cried at the amazon prime commercial with the dog lion. i relate to this heavily. ’
‘ i am the pettiest. ’
‘ my tamagotchi lasted one hour. ___ made me disable it. ’
‘ sometimes I catch myself holding my nail lady’s hand back and realize the extent of my loneliness. ’
‘ remember when that whole foods photo was going around everyone was like “who the fuck would buy a peeled orange” well the answer is me. ’
‘ 4:30am, eating a sausage mcmuffin and looking up the gestation period of animals. ’
‘ i could go like…4 hours before I would excitedly tell someone I was a spy. ’
‘ the only skill i am currently working on is getting a 5.0 uber rating and i am not fucking kidding. ’
‘ i don’t even get what a bb cream is and now you’re telling me there is a cc. ’
‘ i honestly couldn’t date someone that had the audacity to have a too-large carry on bag. ’
‘ the best revenge really is being nice. OR MURDER. ’
‘ sometimes i think i just rant so i can say, “ugh, I need a drink”. then i get to drinking. ’
‘ threw up in the cab into a bag of cool ranch doritos. this hangover is no joke. also i’m pretty sad about my doritos. ’
‘ why the fuck do frozen foods assume your drunk ass knows the wattage of your microwave? my sober ass doesn’t even know. ’
‘ do you ever feel like your dog is disappointed in you. ’
‘ i am basically just refreshing websites until i fucking die i guess. ’
‘ i have not put my phone down once today. my hand, it aches. my eyes, dry. my pettiness… my pettiness has somehow maintained its strength. ’
‘ what is a tattoo you wanted when you were younger but, thankfully, never got? mine is kermit. ’
‘ drinking game for tonight is to never stop. ’
‘ some people are just hell bent on being the fucking worst. ’
‘ RECEIPTS. YESSSS. ’
‘ pocket animal crossing might be okay for you AC newbies but for us tom nook loyalists it is merely a hit of the crack that is the actual, real, animal crossing. it lacks the heart. the soul. it’s a sandwich with no meat. a car without tires. that said, i have spent 120 dollars on leaf tickets. ’
‘The Princess Bride’ sentence meme
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Send one to my muse for their reaction
“Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
“You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”
“While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”
“They’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”
“I can cope with torture.”
“Get used to disappointment.”
“You’ve made your decision then?”
“Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.”
“I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself.”
“Am I going mad, or did the word “think” escape your lips?”
“Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”
“I admit it, you are better than I am.”
“You never said anything about killing anyone.”
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
“You mock my pain!”
“Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”
“Do you always begin conversations this way?”
“This is true love; you think this happens every day?”
“Australia is entirely peopled with criminals!”
“There’s not a lot of money in revenge.”
“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”
“Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
“Anybody want a peanut?”
“I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”
“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”
“The battle of wits has begun.”
“I wasn’t nervous. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”
“We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here.”
“Please understand I hold you in the highest respect.”
“Isn’t there any way you trust me?”
“You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work.”
“I’ll explain, and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”
“I told you I would always come for you. Why didn’t you wait for me?”
“I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.”
“You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”
“What hideous sin have you committed lately?”
“Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”
“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”
“That doesn’t leave much time for dilly-dallying.”
“Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.”
“It would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable.”
“I challenge you to a battle of wits.”
“Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”
“Do you hear that? That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”
“You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.”
“Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.”
persephonememes:
❛ You understand why I did it? ❜
❛ Why have I not seen you? Where the hell have you been? ❜
❛ Did I offend you? Sorry. ❜
❛ I heard you the first time. ❜
❛ Where’s your sense of wonder? ❜
❛ My dear brother, at times you make me wonder whose side you’re on. ❜
❛ You know how much I love my family. ❜
❛ Do you understand? ❜
❛ None of us knew if we were gonna go back home again. ❜
❛ You’re too hard on yourself. You always have been. ❜
❛ Trust me, that’s not the worst thing. ❜
❛ Tell me we’re not speaking of this. ❜
❛ Why do you read so much? ❜
❛ Look at me and tell me what you see. ❜
❛ Does loyalty mean nothing to you? ❜
❛ Keep away from me! ❜
❛ Are you afraid? ❜
❛ What are you doing here? ❜
❛ I’ve done nothing. ❜
❛ I tried to stop it. ❜
❛ I don’t like threats. ❜
❛ I understand the way this game is played. ❜
❛ Get out! ❜
❛ Power is a curious thing. ❜
❛ You may survive us yet. ❜
❛ Can that truly be you? ❜
❛ I thought we were friends. ❜
❛ Yes. I heard how happy you were. ❜
❛ Why does everyone assume I want something? ❜
❛ You’re an honorable man, a just man. ❜
❛ Tell us the truth. No harm will come to you. ❜
❛ Please don’t make me say anymore. ❜
❛ We would never betray your confidence, I swear it. ❜
❛ Ah. That’s a pity. ❜
❛ I have no doubt you will prove equal to this challenge. ❜
❛ You have two days to decide. ❜
❛ What if I never want you to? ❜
❛ Does that amuse you? ❜
❛ You know nothing. ❜
❛ You know I didn’t have a choice. ❜
❛ You always knew who I was, what I am. ❜
❛ I have to go home now. ❜
❛ I know you won’t hurt me. ❜
❛ I do know some things. ❜
❛ I know I love you. I know that you love me. ❜
Starter call! ♥
I’m more productive w my drafts when i have starters to write too
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