Grind On Me

I got one less problem without you.

[trulyariana]

I wake up and my hair’s a mess And I’m too lazy to get, to get dressed, yeah I love the way you love me ‘cause you love me like that

[ofc-perrie]

If you could just sing me to sleep, that would be awesome. 

[rlytommo]

How is it that hard to forget ‘perrie21’?

[ofc-perrie]

I'm going to bonk all of you One Direction members upside the head, minus Harry and Niall. 

[tswiftfck]

That’s why you’re suppose to use abcd1234 for every password, Perrie.

[ofc-perrie]

I'd forget that, I'm awful with passwords, but they are all the same and it is something I would remember, but the one time I use a different password I forget it right after I made it. 

[dymselg]

You know that feeling when you step on a lego and your whole life flashes before your eyes.

[ofc-perrie]

I am so sorry....I know that feeling 

[tyyongs]

  What was the password? ‘girlsruleboysdrool’?

[ofc-perrie]

God dammit, now I have to go change all my passwords. 

[ofc-perrie]

I locked myself out of my beat's music account and I almost started crying because I had made the best playlist and I was so upset until I finally figured out the password again. 

[theodorefck-blog]

Then we’d all be cryin’! So, yeah… I think it’s best that I save my tears. You’re welcome! I’m pretty wonderful, actually. What about you?

[ofc-perrie]

No! We can not all be crying, that would just be bad, for everyone. Oh? Is there any reason for that Mr. James? 

[totesjames-deactivated20141019]

I mean if you say so, it’s not that old.

[ofc-perrie]

I feel like it is, I mean I'm the baby of the group, but I just feel like I'm just old now. 

[sarahhighland-deactivated201507]

Thank you, but it’s always been a drag on me. I feel too old and I look too young.

[ofc-perrie]

That can be good though. It means you are aging well right?

[jadey-twall-deactivated20140731]

Welcome to the club, grandma.

[ofc-perrie]

That's not even funny, I hate getting older. 

[ofc-perrie]

Cute Birthday Things // Lourrie

[rlytommo]

Even though he knew he had a show that night, he just couldn’t will himself to get out of bed so there he lay, sprawled out on his stomach for hours on end trying to think of ways to motivate himself to do something — anything. But he found that a nearly impossible feat and only found himself groaning when he felt a weight land on his back. Closing his eyes, he tried to pretend to be asleep but it seemed as though the blonde didn’t care about that and only continued bouncing on his back eliciting another groan from somewhere deep down in his chest. He just wanted to sleep or rot in bed or just lay there doing nothing at all.

"What?" he finally mumbled, letting one eye pop open as he felt the kiss on his cheek. 

Rolling his eyes, he turned his head to bury his face into the pillow groaning loudly once again to get his point across to the girl. “What do you mean by give me somethin’?” he questioned, raising his head slightly. “Does that mean whatever I want? Or is it gonna be somethin’ stupid as hell like a coupon to fuckin’ Nando’s or some shit? Well, actually, I’d like a coupon to Nando’s so I’d take that.” he stated. “Oo! Or somethin’ cool like a ticket to a football match or even a new fake girlfriend…” he teased with a small smile. “But really, what’s so important that you’re this excited about it this early?”

[ofc-perrie]

Perrie sat up as she straddled the boy, "That's not nice." She whimpered before pouting, "I was going to say anything, but if a coupon to Nando's is what you fancy then that is easy to get." She teased back. "As for a new fake girlfriend, you may have to talk to management I don't know how easy they are to please." She spoke softly as she slid off the boy and off the bed. She moved around the room slowly, grabbing some of her clothes and disappearing towards the bathroom. 

Perrie took her time as she pulled her hair up into a bun before she moved to turn the bathtub on as she hummed to herself. She closed the door before she started to peel the clothes off of her body and then pouring bubbles into the bath. She waited for the bath to get frothy before she slowly stepped in and then sunk down, her head hovering over the water as she sighed contently before closing her eyes. 

[ofc-perrie]

Cute Birthday Things // Lourrie

Perrie walked from the bathroom into the bedroom, seeing Louis sprawled out on the bed. She smirked as she moved to jump on the bed, landing on the boys back as she bounced on top of him. "Guess what, guess what, guess what!" She said excitedly as she laid on the boys back as she poked at his cheek. "You're not guessing!" She whimpered as she pouted and looked at him. "Please." She begged as she moved to kiss his cheek. "I'll give you something if you guess right." She shifted on the boys back as she sighed. 

[rlytommo]

The satisfaction of makin’ someone else’s day a lot brighter. 

[ofc-perrie]

You best be joking...

[theodorefck-blog]

Just the thought alone makes me wanna cry, though. Pffff, you do not! You’re agin’ just fine. Nice to meet you, Perrie, I’m Theo. 

[ofc-perrie]

No don't cry! If you cry, then I'll cry! Awe, well thank you lovely. So Theo, how're you?

[rlytommo]

Nah, but you’re meetin’ him ‘round eight to fulfill your duties.

[ofc-perrie]

And what do I get out of this. 

[sarahhighland-deactivated201507]

hey, at least you look 21! I’m 23 and I look about 12 years old.

[ofc-perrie]

Oh my god you're so cute! What are you talking about. 

[rlytommo]

[ofc-perrie]

So you're giving Ash a blow job then?