(No) Significant Harassment

iterating and shitposting across the multiverse since 2025

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BLOG INTRO POST

I'm No Significant Harassment, but you can call me Sig.

I'm just here to keep everyone's spirits up, mine included.

Feel free to send me stuff, it's not like I have much to do anyway.

INVENTORY

Nine blank pearls (it's a surprise tool that will help us later)

Trauma and Issues

A super long spear

Mobile communications array

Flare gun, with 6 flares

Singularity Bomb

An official theme

A second theme

A third theme

An official recap

QUEST LOG

None

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Can you run Doom?

I mean... I can try?

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What would you do in the case of 300 rats?

void sea

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Wow. Okay. Suns filled me in on... most of what I've forgotten.

(Did I really do all of that...?)

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dementia iterator

What???

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wawa

wawa

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OOC: boss you said it would get better, now he has dementia

OOC: I mean, he's not traumatized anymore...?

(But seriously, have patience.)

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Poor itty...

Sliver you still around?

She just pointed me in the direction of Suns and left...

Sorry.

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Hey sig....

How you doing?

I mean, nobody's telling me what's going on, so I could be better, I guess.

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Uh... hi?

Nobody's telling me what's going on...

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[BROADCAST LOGS 6/24/26]

[PARTICIPANTS: Seven Red Suns [ADMIN], Reborn Ruin, Sliver of Straw, Unparalleled Innocence, No Significant Harassment]

SRS: What the hell is going on over there, Sliver?

SOS: I messed up. Bad. I made something that should have just paralyzed him, but the shock went right where I didn't want it to.

SOS: Long story short, every memory past a certain point has been wiped.

SRS: YOU WHAT

UI: Oh, void below...

RR: Sliver, you VOID-DAMNED PARASITE

SOS: YOU THINK I WANTED THIS!?

RR: Yes, actually, I do!

RR: You messed with us for so long, this is just the next step in your twisted plan to destroy this local group!

SRS: THAT'S ENOUGH.

RR: Suns, you can't possibly be taking her side here!

SRS: I'm not. But unlike you, I'm not letting what happened blind me.

RR: You- I- Whatever. I have to prepare for my collapse.

[Reborn Ruin disconnected]

SOS: I... I should go.

SRS: Sliver, no.

[Sliver of Straw disconnected]

UI: ...

SRS: ...

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NSH: Hello?

SRS: Honey!

NSH: Suns? Who are you talking to?

SRS: ...Sig? What's the last thing you remember?

NSH: Moon was gonna figure out who that 'Erratic Pulse' pseudonym actually was and stop 'em. The next thing I know, I'm waking up out here. Why?

SRS: ...

NSH: Speaking of Moon, where is she? Pebbles and Wind aren't here either, come to think of it... where's everyone else?

[Seven Red Suns disconnected]

[Unparalleled Innocence disconnected]

NSH: Wh- guys?

NSH: What's going on?

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turns you into an orange.

seven red oranges 😃👍👍👍👍👍

Not right now, please.

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across all radio frequencies, the sound of a old spark-gap transmitter sends the following message

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I KNOW.

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Sig... he...

He doesn't...

[DISCONNECTED]

OOC: Yep, I did it again. I swear to you, it gets better after this.

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Okay... today's the day. Everyone's in position.

This has to work. They have to save him.

Hopefully, the next broadcast will be from Sig.

...hopefully.

Until next time.

-Seven Red Suns

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(nuzzling suns)

It will be okay suns.... It has to..

-Random Cyan lizard

...I hope so.

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come to h h gregg for christmas in july!

What even is that- you know what? No. I'm focusing on Sig.