(No) Significant Harassment

iterating and shitposting across the multiverse since 2025

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BLOG INTRO POST

I'm No Significant Harassment, but you can call me Sig.

I'm just here to keep everyone's spirits up, mine included.

Feel free to send me stuff, it's not like I have much to do anyway.

INVENTORY

Nine blank pearls (it's a surprise tool that will help us later)

Trauma and Issues

A super long spear

Mobile communications array

Flare gun, with 6 flares

Singularity Bomb

An official theme

A second theme

A third theme

An official recap

QUEST LOG

None

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OOC: it gets better I SWEAR

it doesnt sound like it lol

sounds like he might throw himself into the void sea soon

OOC: It's gonna get worse before then, but I swear to you it gets better.

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Can you go tell that other guy who said you failed to go [TABOO] [TABOO] [TABOO] off a [TABOO] because I think you are doing awesome to have traveled this far and not gone insane from people spamming your coms

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[AUDIO ID: SOBBING]

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suns didn't betray you

He was just worried for you

You betrayed him

SHUT UP

ALL OF YOU

SHUT THE FUCK UP

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT

WHY DO YOU CARE!?

I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO DO ANYTHING FOR ANYONE

WHY DO YOU FUCKING CARE ABOUT ME

I'M WORTHLESS

POINTLESS

AND DESPITE ALL OF THAT

YOU STILL CARE!?

I DON'T FUCKING DESERVE THIS

I DON'T DESERVE ANY OF THIS SHIT

I AM WORTH NOTHING

I NEVER WAS

SO WHY

WHY DO YOU STILL FUCKING CARE WHEN I CAN'T EVEN HELP MYSELF

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Suns didn't betray you

I don't understand where you got that from

He let that bastard in, I don't know if he was planning it the whole time or not but HE KNOWS WHAT THEY SAID TO ME

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It's your fault Sig

You failed them all

no no no no no

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they betrayed you

kill them all

I...

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Nsh calm down

It's most likely his radio tower collapsed. Tess is most likely still alive

they're dead and it's all my fault isn't it i can't save them i can't save anyone

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resets your universe that you arent stressed/silly/i am concerned about the silly. is he okay

OOC: He hasn't been okay in a while.

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I couldn't even help my friends when they needed me.

This is all my fault. If I had just done something sooner, maybe I could've actually been worth something for once!

But no, I just had to take my sweet fucking time, and now look at us!

Ruin's going to collapse.

Moon is probably barely clinging on.

Pebbles has the worst rot I've ever seen.

Suns and Innocence betrayed me.

Sliver's dead.

And more than likely, so are Wind and Tess!

WHY AM I EVEN HERE!?

WHY DOES EVERYONE I COME INTO CONTACT WITH HAVE TO GET HURT!?

IS IT MY FAULT!?

WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!?

WHAT DID THEY DO TO DESERVE ME!?

WHY DON'T I HAVE THE FUCKING STRENGTH TO JUST GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY!?

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Tried to stay sober

Tried to stay clean

Wake me when it's over

Like a bad dream

Mama doesn't call

Sister never writes

Bet you they would laugh

If I called to say goodbye

No one's gonna worry

Notice when I'm gone

No they won't know I'm missin'

'Til they pull me out the mystic

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throws rot at you because i was bored

Does it look like I'm in the mood right now?

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After this long without a response... I think I'm too late.

I'm heading back.

Why am I even still here?

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No it’s silver, they literally just confirmed it.

...no. There's literally no way.

Sliver's dead. I saw the photos.

You're lying.

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SIG

@an-anonymous-associate IS SLIVER OF STRAW

WHAT DO WE DO

That won't work on me. Good effort, though.

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You know?

I think it's Suns' betrayal that hurts the most.

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Yo bro I want you to have this

(blue fruit pie)

Thanks.