for this moment

[officerbryce]

adrianaxsantos‌:

“Honestly you only have yourself to blame. If you weren’t so cute this wouldn’t be a thing.”

“I don’t try to be this cute. I just naturally am.”

[officerbryce]

adrianaxsantos‌:

“You really should have.”

“I’ll remember it next time I’m sure.”

[officerbryce]

adrianaxsantos‌:

“You’ll give me something to look at while I’m working.”

“Should have known that I would be designated the eye candy for you.”

[officerbryce]

adrianaxsantos‌:

“I could use the company.”

“I can provide some company, sure.”

[officerbryce]

adrianaxsantos‌:

“Your boys want papusas. Which means a lot of time cooking meat.”

“Did you need any help?”

[officerbryce]

adrianaxsantos‌:

“You really know me, Bambi.”

“I do my best, babe. I do my best. So, what was ordered?”

[officerbryce]

adrianaxsantos‌:

“I’d be offended if you didn’t.”

“Yeah, I sorta figured that you would be.”

[officerbryce]

adrianaxsantos‌:

“I hope so, with all these orders I’m going to have less time for you.”

“Well, I don’t know if I appreciate it that much. I kind of really like our us time.”

[officerbryce]

adrianaxsantos‌:

“I wasn’t exactly expecting to get food orders from the Lima PD but it seems there’s a request.”

“We do greatly appreciate it.”

[officerbryce]

text: Bryce

Tyson: Would not.

Tyson: They all were cool with you and the cop thing? Of course, everyone is a little in love with you.

Bryce: The cop thing wasn't a huge issue. I think they had more of an issue with the fact that I was white. Her little cousin Mari is super in love with me. It's cute and funny but also weird.

[officerbryce]

text: Bryce

Tyson: Nah.

Tyson: yeah? how'd that go?

Bryce: Would.

Bryce: It was fine, up until her and her cousin got into a fight. Her little cousin is also like in love with me.

[officerbryce]

text: Bryce

Tyson: Bold of you to assume you'd even get a chance to hit my pretty face.

Bryce: Oh I so would.

Bryce: So, met Adriana's family

[officerbryce]

text: Bryce

Tyson: Fight me.

Tyson: I do!

Bryce: I would, but if I hurt that face of yours then you'd have even less of a chance for a girlfriend. It's already not doing you many favors.

[officerbryce]

text: Bryce

Tyson: I hate this argument.

Tyson: um...

Tyson: I know I know it. Hang on.

Bryce: You started it.

Bryce: Sure you do buddy.

[officerbryce]

text: Bryce

Tyson: Worth it.

Tyson: Yeah, Cori.

Bryce: Again, at least I'm not sleeping alone.

Bryce: Last name?

[officerbryce]

text: Bryce

Tyson: Yeah, but look at you, no one expects you to be married.

Tyson: Cat whisperer.

Bryce: Ouch. You're back down to one beer. At least I have a girlfriend.

Bryce: Presumably this person has a name?

[officerbryce]

text: Bryce

Tyson: Yeah, but it got me thinking.

Tyson: By the time my grandparents were my age, they were married and had like, two whole kids.

Tyson: My parents at my age were married with a kid.

Tyson: I order food from an app so I don't have to talk to people.

Tyson: Nah, I got the Cat Whisperer to come take care of him.

Bryce: Well, it was different times man. I mean, I'm not married either.

Bryce: I'm sorry, the who?