OfficerSweis

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Which is funnier? The first or the second?

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Onset of 100 year War when the Spike Lee joint Chiraq becomes our foremost layer of reality. Always sporting the rubber cause you always have to be ready to paint the ceiling with your baby batter. When you will be delivering the mail or spilling your seed is more important than where you will be unloading? Why you will shoot your shot? How you will transfer the goods? With who and with what you will be giving your hot beef injection?

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Today is the first day of the rest of my life. A feather weight as light as a feather.

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What happens when Bruce Banner becomes a Registered voter? He turns into the Uncredible Hulk.

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"Confidence is inaction," states the Me2 cone breast feminist before the velvet curtain closes. We are mostly always acting and hardly never joking. My approach to the world stage under the UFO beam is the soulless Problem Child ginger; freckle face with a cross to Bear. All of my sins are on full display across a projector screen. Overbearing story telling is never a good look. Just as Master Sensei Splinter the Sewer Rat only ever appears during a bonfire deep in the woods. His two buck teeth spewing more insight then pig filth. Timing isn't everything. Preparation is!

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My boiling point is a 5. My breaking point is a 10. But I am always dialed in at 15.

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[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.