badger

[official--steward]

...

[official-mime]

*Wes is somehow suddenly just…poofed into the officialverse. Outta nowhere. He looks around, confused, hoping to find someone to help him out…*

[official--steward]

*Steward’s been wandering around aimlessly. That “Grape” girl had been weirding him out and he wanted to get away from all the madness with biometal and clones and stuff for a while.*

*At about that point, he spotted Wes, having just poofed in.* …?

[official-mime]

*He looked up and- oh thank goodness, someone’s here. Wes waved, although his hand seemed quite shaky. Makes sense considering he was just randomly poofed into a brand new universe out of nowhere. He started signing*

“Excuse me? Where am I?”

[official--steward]

*Steward seemed to pause for a moment, namely to try and recall what the sign language was and what Wes was even trying to say. After a little bit, the badger merely shrugged.*

[official-mime]

*Wes is somehow suddenly just…poofed into the officialverse. Outta nowhere. He looks around, confused, hoping to find someone to help him out…*

[official--steward]

*Steward’s been wandering around aimlessly. That “Grape” girl had been weirding him out and he wanted to get away from all the madness with biometal and clones and stuff for a while.*

*At about that point, he spotted Wes, having just poofed in.* ...?

[bito-the-okish-king]

Note to self, don't see gasoline on fire to see if it's flammable.

(gas station)

[official--steward]

....

[bito-the-okish-king]

Hi badger man.

[official--steward]

...?

[bito-the-okish-king]

Note to self, don't see gasoline on fire to see if it's flammable.

(gas station)

[official--steward]

....

[official--steward]

*Steward, Marion, and Lex are just kinda sitting around. They seem to be attempting to have a conversation... emphasis on “attempting”.*

“...Y’know, back home I’d of probably eaten you by now.”

“Please don’t.”

“....”

[chernobog-official]

* working at Mcdonald’s*

[official--steward]

*Steward has been wandering around aimlessly for, well, quite a while I guess, and ends up wandering towards McDonalds*

[chernobog-official]

* a intimidating large man is at the counter *

[official--steward]

….?!

[chernobog-official]

And what will you be having young sir.

[official--steward]

…………….

[chernobog-official]

……. Sir?

[official--steward]

………………………………

[chernobog-official]

…….💦

[official--steward]

*Steward proceeds to just kind of shuffle away, finding this whole situation awkward* 

[chernobog-official]

* working at Mcdonald’s*

[official--steward]

*Steward has been wandering around aimlessly for, well, quite a while I guess, and ends up wandering towards McDonalds*

[chernobog-official]

* a intimidating large man is at the counter *

[official--steward]

….?!

[chernobog-official]

And what will you be having young sir.

[official--steward]

…………….

[chernobog-official]

……. Sir?

[official--steward]

....................................

[chernobog-official]

* working at Mcdonald’s*

[official--steward]

*Steward has been wandering around aimlessly for, well, quite a while I guess, and ends up wandering towards McDonalds*

[chernobog-official]

* a intimidating large man is at the counter *

[official--steward]

….?!

[chernobog-official]

And what will you be having young sir.

[official--steward]

................

[chernobog-official]

* working at Mcdonald’s*

[official--steward]

*Steward has been wandering around aimlessly for, well, quite a while I guess, and ends up wandering towards McDonalds*

[chernobog-official]

* a intimidating large man is at the counter *

[official--steward]

....?!

[chernobog-official]

* working at Mcdonald’s*

[official--steward]

*Steward has been wandering around aimlessly for, well, quite a while I guess, and ends up wandering towards McDonalds*

[badger-official]

Aw, great. Where am I now?

[official--steward]

.......

[official--sergeant-ralph]

Alright, @official–king-milton, what was that all about a day or two ago?

[official--king-milton]

O-Oh, nothing. You… just kinda looked like someone I had bad experiences with. That’s all.

[official--sergeant-ralph]

…Noted.

[official--four-finger-discount]

‘Ey, either of youse two got any clue who this is? Smells familiar.

*He raises his arm, revealing in his hand @official–steward*

[official--king-milton]

Oh, that guy? I met him once before, but other than that I’ve got no idea.

*Ralph gave him a quick sniff (much to Steward’s discomfort)* Strange, I too can vaguely recall a similar scent, but I have no idea who this is…

Unlike you, “Four-Finger Discount”.

[official--steward]

...............

...I have no idea what yer talkin’ about.

[official--sergeant-ralph]

*He’s now been tossed out somewhere, still tied up - and now also muzzled - though*

….

[official--steward]

...?

........ *Steward then backed away before the sergeant could get a glance of him*

[uncle-deadeye-official]

…

[official--steward]

....?!!??!?!?

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

How do I possess shit?

[official--steward]

*Steward just shrugged*

[bruleelion-official]

[ am here to solve a sring of murders]

[official--steward]

...?!