demon king

[official--salamon-kun]

*He’s going around, trying to spot Gabriel-in-Chernobog’s body. Not that most people can see him, though*

[chernobog-official]

This body is too big and hard too move in.

[chernobog-official]

Huh?! What ?!

( city )

[naho-saenoki-official]

“Huh? What is it?”

[chernobog-official]

Oh hello there who might you be.

[naho-saenoki-official]

“Naho Saenoki, former investigator, full-time Vassal to... no one.”

[chernobog-official]

My name is Gabriel, my a pop star.

[naho-saenoki-official]

“Not to be rude... but you don’t look like a Gabriel, or a pop star. If anything you look like an ice climber.”

[chernobog-official]

Ice climber? I don't look like a-

Wait second why am I so big, what's with these clothes !!?

[naho-saenoki-official]

“Fascinating... ‘Gabriel’, what’s the last thing you remember? Clearly this body isn’t your own if that’s your reaction.”

[chernobog-official]

Well I was out in about through the city and then, well this happened.

[naho-saenoki-official]

“I’d laugh, but that’d be utterly foul of me... I must ponder on who did this.”

[chernobog-official]

All of this feels weird.

[naho-saenoki-official]

“I think if anything, we should find your actual body first, I could try a few things since this seems like a simple soul swap.”

[chernobog-official]

If finding my body is the key then we'll such for it.

[naho-saenoki-official]

“I think it’d help if I knew what your original body looked like.”

[chernobog-official]

Well I have white hair and wings, plus a nice dress which is my performance outfit.

[naho-saenoki-official]

“Do you want me to accompany you in a search?”

[chernobog-official]

I would like that.

[chernobog-official]

Huh?! What ?!

( city )

[naho-saenoki-official]

“Huh? What is it?”

[chernobog-official]

Oh hello there who might you be.

[naho-saenoki-official]

“Naho Saenoki, former investigator, full-time Vassal to... no one.”

[chernobog-official]

My name is Gabriel, my a pop star.

[naho-saenoki-official]

“Not to be rude... but you don’t look like a Gabriel, or a pop star. If anything you look like an ice climber.”

[chernobog-official]

Ice climber? I don't look like a-

Wait second why am I so big, what's with these clothes !!?

[naho-saenoki-official]

“Fascinating... ‘Gabriel’, what’s the last thing you remember? Clearly this body isn’t your own if that’s your reaction.”

[chernobog-official]

Well I was out in about through the city and then, well this happened.

[naho-saenoki-official]

“I’d laugh, but that’d be utterly foul of me... I must ponder on who did this.”

[chernobog-official]

All of this feels weird.

[naho-saenoki-official]

“I think if anything, we should find your actual body first, I could try a few things since this seems like a simple soul swap.”

[chernobog-official]

If finding my body is the key then we'll such for it.

[naho-saenoki-official]

“I think it’d help if I knew what your original body looked like.”

[chernobog-official]

Well I have white hair and wings, plus a nice dress which is my performance outfit.

[chernobog-official]

Huh?! What ?!

( city )

[naho-saenoki-official]

“Huh? What is it?”

[chernobog-official]

Oh hello there who might you be.

[naho-saenoki-official]

“Naho Saenoki, former investigator, full-time Vassal to... no one.”

[chernobog-official]

My name is Gabriel, my a pop star.

[naho-saenoki-official]

“Not to be rude... but you don’t look like a Gabriel, or a pop star. If anything you look like an ice climber.”

[chernobog-official]

Ice climber? I don't look like a-

Wait second why am I so big, what's with these clothes !!?

[naho-saenoki-official]

“Fascinating... ‘Gabriel’, what’s the last thing you remember? Clearly this body isn’t your own if that’s your reaction.”

[chernobog-official]

Well I was out in about through the city and then, well this happened.

[naho-saenoki-official]

“I’d laugh, but that’d be utterly foul of me... I must ponder on who did this.”

[chernobog-official]

All of this feels weird.

[naho-saenoki-official]

“I think if anything, we should find your actual body first, I could try a few things since this seems like a simple soul swap.”

[chernobog-official]

If finding my body is the key then we'll such for it.

[chernobog-official]

Huh?! What ?!

( city )

[naho-saenoki-official]

“Huh? What is it?”

[chernobog-official]

Oh hello there who might you be.

[naho-saenoki-official]

“Naho Saenoki, former investigator, full-time Vassal to... no one.”

[chernobog-official]

My name is Gabriel, my a pop star.

[naho-saenoki-official]

“Not to be rude... but you don’t look like a Gabriel, or a pop star. If anything you look like an ice climber.”

[chernobog-official]

Ice climber? I don't look like a-

Wait second why am I so big, what's with these clothes !!?

[naho-saenoki-official]

“Fascinating... ‘Gabriel’, what’s the last thing you remember? Clearly this body isn’t your own if that’s your reaction.”

[chernobog-official]

Well I was out in about through the city and then, well this happened.

[naho-saenoki-official]

“I’d laugh, but that’d be utterly foul of me... I must ponder on who did this.”

[chernobog-official]

All of this feels weird.

[chernobog-official]

Huh?! What ?!

( city )

[naho-saenoki-official]

“Huh? What is it?”

[chernobog-official]

Oh hello there who might you be.

[naho-saenoki-official]

“Naho Saenoki, former investigator, full-time Vassal to... no one.”

[chernobog-official]

My name is Gabriel, my a pop star.

[naho-saenoki-official]

“Not to be rude... but you don’t look like a Gabriel, or a pop star. If anything you look like an ice climber.”

[chernobog-official]

Ice climber? I don't look like a-

Wait second why am I so big, what's with these clothes !!?

[naho-saenoki-official]

“Fascinating... ‘Gabriel’, what’s the last thing you remember? Clearly this body isn’t your own if that’s your reaction.”

[chernobog-official]

Well I was out in about through the city and then, well this happened.

[chernobog-official]

Huh?! What ?!

( city )

[naho-saenoki-official]

“Huh? What is it?”

[chernobog-official]

Oh hello there who might you be.

[naho-saenoki-official]

“Naho Saenoki, former investigator, full-time Vassal to... no one.”

[chernobog-official]

My name is Gabriel, my a pop star.

[naho-saenoki-official]

“Not to be rude... but you don’t look like a Gabriel, or a pop star. If anything you look like an ice climber.”

[chernobog-official]

Ice climber? I don't look like a-

Wait second why am I so big, what's with these clothes !!?

[chernobog-official]

Huh?! What ?!

( city )

[naho-saenoki-official]

“Huh? What is it?”

[chernobog-official]

Oh hello there who might you be.

[naho-saenoki-official]

“Naho Saenoki, former investigator, full-time Vassal to... no one.”

[chernobog-official]

My name is Gabriel, my a pop star.

[chernobog-official]

Huh?! What ?!

( city )

[naho-saenoki-official]

“Huh? What is it?”

[chernobog-official]

Oh hello there who might you be.

[chernobog-official]

Huh?! What ?!

( city )

[macan-official]

BA HA HA HA! IM LOST

( beach )

[official-nanafuse]

Hello, Lost. I am Shino.

[macan-official]

Haha

I don't get it?

[official-nanafuse]

You said you were “lost”, and while you meant that as in the adjective, I took the chance to act like you meant it as a noun as if your name was literally “Lost”.

I know “Lost” isn’t your literal name though, Magan. 

[macan-official]

I get it, also it's you again

Also what's with the suit.

[official-nanafuse]

Beats me. 

[macan-official]

Well I'm on the beach so, when is Spain I guess

No wait it's when is Italy, n-no that's not it ether.

Damnit what was that phrase!

[official-nanafuse]

*They raise an eyebrow*

[chernobog-official]

It's when in Rome magan.

[izuku-officialverse]

I almost forgot today's my birthday!

[chernobog-official]

Happy birthday izuku!

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

I have no idea where I am, who anyone here is, why I’m a child, AND THE FUCK IS GOING ON

[bito-the-okish-king]

The officialverse, magic, and… Magic

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Thanks person, who the hell are you

[bito-the-okish-king]

I’m Misogi Kumagawa.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

I’m Nikolai, were the fuck am I?

[bito-the-okish-king]

Like I said before the officialverse

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

That… and where the hell is this place? Russia? Ukraine?

[bito-the-okish-king]

A whole different universe I’m afraid.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Bullshit

[bito-the-okish-king]

It’s true, your in a different universe and to prove I guess we need someone who looks different then a human.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

What the FUCK

[bito-the-okish-king]

Oh I know * he pulls out his flip phone * hey boss can you come over here for a second.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Boss?

[bito-the-okish-king]

* over the phone * > kumagawa, you don’t work for the gas station anymore, also why do you sound like a child?

I know can you just come over.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

*Visible confusion*

[bito-the-okish-king]

* over the phone * I’ll be over to see what you need “click ”

Ok now we wait.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

I am confused

[chernobog-official]

Alright kumagawa what is that you need?

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE ZONE

[bito-the-okish-king]

You freak out a lot

Kumagawa why are you a child.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

*gun cockin*

[bito-the-okish-king]

No need for that, he isn’t a threat, if he wanted to be.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

WHAT THE FUCK

[chernobog-official]

What’s happening here exactly?

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

I AM LOST, CONFUSED, AND A CHILD

[chernobog-official]

Well do you have an adult to speak with about this?

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

I have no idea where I am, who anyone here is, why I’m a child, AND THE FUCK IS GOING ON

[bito-the-okish-king]

The officialverse, magic, and… Magic

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Thanks person, who the hell are you

[bito-the-okish-king]

I’m Misogi Kumagawa.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

I’m Nikolai, were the fuck am I?

[bito-the-okish-king]

Like I said before the officialverse

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

That… and where the hell is this place? Russia? Ukraine?

[bito-the-okish-king]

A whole different universe I’m afraid.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Bullshit

[bito-the-okish-king]

It’s true, your in a different universe and to prove I guess we need someone who looks different then a human.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

What the FUCK

[bito-the-okish-king]

Oh I know * he pulls out his flip phone * hey boss can you come over here for a second.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Boss?

[bito-the-okish-king]

* over the phone * > kumagawa, you don’t work for the gas station anymore, also why do you sound like a child?

I know can you just come over.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

*Visible confusion*

[bito-the-okish-king]

* over the phone * I’ll be over to see what you need “click ”

Ok now we wait.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

I am confused

[chernobog-official]

Alright kumagawa what is that you need?

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE ZONE

[bito-the-okish-king]

You freak out a lot

Kumagawa why are you a child.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

*gun cockin*

[bito-the-okish-king]

No need for that, he isn’t a threat, if he wanted to be.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

WHAT THE FUCK

[chernobog-official]

What's happening here exactly?

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

I have no idea where I am, who anyone here is, why I’m a child, AND THE FUCK IS GOING ON

[bito-the-okish-king]

The officialverse, magic, and… Magic

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Thanks person, who the hell are you

[bito-the-okish-king]

I’m Misogi Kumagawa.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

I’m Nikolai, were the fuck am I?

[bito-the-okish-king]

Like I said before the officialverse

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

That… and where the hell is this place? Russia? Ukraine?

[bito-the-okish-king]

A whole different universe I’m afraid.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Bullshit

[bito-the-okish-king]

It’s true, your in a different universe and to prove I guess we need someone who looks different then a human.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

What the FUCK

[bito-the-okish-king]

Oh I know * he pulls out his flip phone * hey boss can you come over here for a second.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

Boss?

[bito-the-okish-king]

* over the phone * > kumagawa, you don’t work for the gas station anymore, also why do you sound like a child?

I know can you just come over.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

*Visible confusion*

[bito-the-okish-king]

* over the phone * I’ll be over to see what you need “click ”

Ok now we wait.

[unofficial-s-t-a-l-k-e-r]

I am confused

[chernobog-official]

Alright kumagawa what is that you need?

[chernobog-official]

@misogi-official if I could have a word with you.

[bito-the-okish-king]

Yeeeeeeesss boss

[chernobog-official]

Listen, I do have an appreciation for the things you do at the gas station, and your work effort.

[bito-the-okish-king]

I have a sharp feeling I know what this means.

[chernobog-official]

I’m afraid to say that, I’m going to have to let you go, due to your constant absences.

[bito-the-okish-king]

Understood sir.

[chernobog-official]

Your taking this surprising well misogi.

[chernobog-official]

@misogi-official if I could have a word with you.

[bito-the-okish-king]

Yeeeeeeesss boss

[chernobog-official]

Listen, I do have an appreciation for the things you do at the gas station, and your work effort.

[bito-the-okish-king]

I have a sharp feeling I know what this means.

[chernobog-official]

I'm afraid to say that, I'm going to have to let you go, due to your constant absences.