My whole life is a performance issue

Tony Stark. I identify as a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. Gender is a social construct, use whatever pronouns you want, most people go with he/him. Feel free to talk to uncle Tony through asks kiddos. Stay happy.

[official-anthony-stark]

Hellooooooo

I'm sure you don't want to do a lot of reading... so I won't type a lot.

My name is Anthony Edward Stark, but everyone calls me Tony. You can often find me lurking @theofficialshield or @officialssr annoying people.

Feel free to send asks and submissions, I get bored really easily so I need something to keep me distracted.

Tony spelt backwards is Y Not which basically tells you everything about me.

[the-official-young-avengers]

Feel free to rp/interact with us, asking us anything and if you feel like you want to be part of earth newest and mightiest heroes, don't hesitate to ask us

[official-anthony-stark]

KIDDIES!!

[theofficialshield]

Dear SHIELD family,

The lovely @julietterogers came up with the idea for a virtual New Years celebration on our discord server! More members of the discord immediately hopped onto the idea and began to brainstorm ideas of things we could do. The initial plan of what will happen has not yet been confirmed, but the general idea the mods have is that we should stretch it for the whole of 31st Dec and 1st Jan so people in all time zones will be able to join in. The dates can even be altered if a large group of people request a change.

We already have some really great ideas of what we could do:

A fireworks display in minecraft - Suggested by @alexisdoesrp Fancy outfits, drinks, music playlist - Suggested by @julietterogers New Year outfit picrew - Suggested by @official-agent-anu Virtual games - Suggested by @sleepy-jules Family feud - Suggested by @alexisdoesrp

Please suggest any more things you might like to see, and we will do our best to make them possible!

If you would like to join our discord server, feel free to send us an ask asking for the link. Our link acts up very often.

-Post by SHIELD

[official-anthony-stark]

Yay! I'll try pop in on the 1st.

[theofficialshield]

Let’s start an avengers band, I call vocals - @julietterogers

I WILL BE THE PR AGENT OF THIS BAND!!

@official-anthony-stark @official-steve-rogers @official-natasha-romanoff @official-thor-odinson @official-loki-laufeyson @official-clint-barton @wxntersolider @official-sam-wilson and others!!

-Post by Maria Hill Romanoff

[official-natasha-romanoff]

Electric guitar is mine!

[old-monarch-of-wakanda]

I’ll be that guy who features occasionally. 

[official-agent-anu]

I will be the head music technician!

[official-anthony-stark]

I don't want to play, so I can be production manager.

[insaneasgardian]

[theofficialshield]

Ah, to know that SSR Howard will never understand this. What a nice man.

-Post reblogged by Phil Coulson

[officialssr]

I agree with the man

-Dottie Underwood

That looks painful

-Daniel Sousa

@official-anthony-stark and I are in a video?

-Howard Stark

[official-anthony-stark]

That guy actually kind of looks like you, dad.

[officialssr]

It does doesn't it? Someone get him a matching outfit

-meme lord Edwin Jarvis

[theofficialshield]

Somebody please arrange this. I am begging you. Maybe get Tony a blue shirt and blonde hair dye too.

-Post reblogged by Maria Hill Romanoff

[officialssr]

@official-anthony-stark

-meme lord Edwin Jarvis

[official-anthony-stark]

I am NOT dyeing my hair blonde. That's Natasha's thing.

[officialssr]

Cookies and Tony for father son bonding time (also cookies shaped like Tony. Or is that weird?)

That is a great idea! @official-anthony-stark what is your favourite type?

-old man Howard Stark

[official-anthony-stark]

I love me flavored shaped cookies!! Thanks Duch! Choco chip is my favorite, are there any over there? :D

[officialssr]

Now that @freyja-lokisdottir showed Howard how he looks like, I have to show our meme lord Jarvis how he look like now, sorry

You turned from this to this ⬇️⬇️

What is that first thing?! Is that a man in purple body paint? That is not me

-meme lord Edwin Jarvis

[inz-lokisdottir]

Oh, no it’s not you. JARVIS (the AI) was based off of you though, for @official-anthony-stark :)

[official-anthony-stark]

I wanted to honor your memory Jar!

[officialssr]

Take the jar. Just don't give them to Howard.

Okay but why?

-Dottie Underwood

[inz-lokisdottir]

Damn- give the poor guy some cookies D:

[officialssr]

See? I like her

-old man Howard Stark

[inz-lokisdottir]

:)

Also, what’s with the name-

[officialssr]

I don't know! Someone changed it!

-old man Howard Stark

[inz-lokisdottir]

…I was gonna say something mean but I’m putting off my mean streak for now

[officialssr]

:0

-old man Howard Stark

[inz-lokisdottir]

Yep! Because being a daughter of Loki ≠ mean.

Well- not constantly anyways…it’s fun sometimes

[officialssr]

He's the golden horn dude right? The god?

-old man Howard Stark

I am not old! >:(

-old man Howard Stark

[inz-lokisdottir]

Yep, that’s the one.

Aaaaand you’re not!

But it depends on which I’m talking to-

[officialssr]

My mustache! What happened to it! My glorious mustache!

-old man Howard Stark

[inz-lokisdottir]

…well- idk, I guess it grayed and started falling out over time. At least you know it’ll happen now-

…pls don’t come at me again, TVA

[officialssr]

...... My hair...

-old man Howard Stark

[inz-lokisdottir]

…

and hairline…and smooth face-

[officialpeter-parker]

And his forehead got filled with blood after hours by his old war friend

[officialssr]

EXCuse mE?!

-old man Howard Stark

[officialpeter-parker]

Jk, Howard, don't take it seriously man, that...that never happened

[official-anthony-stark]

...

[official-anthony-stark]

Hey Mr stark, in know that you are now maybe acting sleeping in front of Mrs Potts but you are awake but where is Loki, his daughter has been searching for him for 30...days?

Hi kid, I got no clue what you're talking about. I actually was asleep because... well... this is embarrasing, but I'm trying to look after myself :')

Also, Loki hasn't been doing too well as of late. He and Thor went to visit Odin, and you can guess how that went. Make sure to slip a card and some chocolate under his bedroom door to cheer him up. God knows it's the least we can do. And... uh... try not to annoy him too much, eh?

[official-anthony-stark]

Hello Anthony Edward Stark ;)

Hello Charlotte Lee Laufeyson...

[insaneasgardian]

[theofficialshield]

Ah, to know that SSR Howard will never understand this. What a nice man.

-Post reblogged by Phil Coulson

[officialssr]

I agree with the man

-Dottie Underwood

That looks painful

-Daniel Sousa

@official-anthony-stark and I are in a video?

-Howard Stark

[official-anthony-stark]

That guy actually kind of looks like you, dad.

[official-anthony-stark]

Hi daddy!

@official-morgan-stark

Hiya kiddo! When did you get a tumblr?

[official-anthony-stark]

Stark Children alignment chart

An alignment chart of just a few of my kiddos. Today is also the horrifying day that I was chatting with Loki, only to discover that he is my child in addition to my husband, because I unofficially adopted him long before marrying him.... Let's all ignore that after today.

@official-agent-anu @thestarkchildren @official-morgan-stark @txngledbxnds @gwendolynejones-stacy @kai-eric-e-and-magicman @the-big-threee @official-loki-laufeyson

[official-anthony-stark]

Jokes on you, my parents are on a different planet. Old man :p

The little girl is lost! How sad. Don't worry, we'll help you find them :)

@official-loki-laufeyson Honey, your child is lost.

[official-anthony-stark]

Hey! I'm not a little girl! But your an old man >:)

Awww the little girl is trying to hurt my feelings UwU

You need me to ring your parents?

[official-anthony-stark]

But its true! >:)

Whatever you say, little girl.

[official-anthony-stark]

Stttttoooopp! >:(

Then stttttoooopp calling me an old man ;-;