Quit asking me about the fruity password @official-phil-coulson - Tumblr Blog

Everywhere I go. Bitches always know.

#pinned #tw swearing

Hey Phil, did you actually beat up two villians who were trying to rob a gas station on your way to my hammer?

-Thor

Of course I did! Because I am strong and brave and intimidating! 😁

What's the fruity password?

I changed it now so that it's even more fruity. You will never know.

mangonetics

Receding hairlines are a hoe trait. Male pattern thottiness

ukrainian-psycho

Hell yeah king show more skin!

snowywarmthkuya

you guys are just posting anything these days

melinda-qiaolian-may

@official-phil-coulson

official-phil-coulson

I'm trying! The hair just keeps growing back D:

Who are you married to?

@melinda-qiaolian-may as far as I know. I think @official-loki-laufeyson too. I don't remember the rest.

thatiloveherandmadeacoupleficsofherandimissherandiloveher3000plsandthankyouphilalsoimgaysoyeah

Deep breath in...

Deep breath out...

Okay! Will do that.

can u tell her smth for me?

Sure can! What is it?

Me and Anu kidnapped the ducks so I will now give a duck to you. *hands duck*

- @official-samantha-romanoff

Oh... well, thanks! That's sweet of you.

*grins and pokes*

I have someone to attack with tickles again!

No....

phil, do you know wanda maximoff?

Of course I do!

Due to the recent incident that resulted in a number of us having to deactivate and disable tumblrs, I have made this blog secondary by making the mod of @the-official-maria-hill an admin. She won't be making any posts on here, she'll simply be a backup in case something like this happens ever again.

We don't believe anyone is still able to message this blog, so if you ever need/want to contact only myself, you can privately dm me @official-phil-coulson-contact.

Hi >: D

Hello >:)

WELCOME BACK PHIL

Thank you chaos kid! Happy to have returned.

I'm back everybody!!

I would but its in my room now and its mess- if I have time later I'll show

Ok!