ive got my ffukcign byakugan on u :3

god isn’t here bc my son killed him

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Does Hinata top the 7th Hokage?

mY childrEn follow thiS blog I can’t tell you this I will have to leave a coded answer

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image of me and kiba waking up shino at midnight on his birthday

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tch. like i would reveal the secrets of the hyuga clan to you so easily

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if you think I ever know what in the goddambn hell is going on you are sorely mistaken

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kiba be a fucking man and get matching hello kitty tattoos with me

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dog

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coward

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we used 2 be frieends.. A longg tim e ago…

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sarutobi likes............ fingers in his a

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kiba be a fucking man and get matching hello kitty tattoos with me

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dog

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coward

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kiba be a fucking man and get matching hello kitty tattoos with me

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@ all ladies youre more than welcome to come to ichiraku with me for some ramen, my treat <3 @ all men if you ever attempt to lay eyes on me again you will die instantly

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but hinata i am no man i am just a yamoshrub. may i plz partake in the ramen too

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you may have 1 bowl but you’re on thin ice

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yeha

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@ all ladies youre more than welcome to come to ichiraku with me for some ramen, my treat <3 @ all men if you ever attempt to lay eyes on me again you will die instantly

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Hinata on the phone with Naruto: I gotta go to a clan meeting and I need time to put laxatives in my dads tea without him noticing I can’t focus on the kids you need to come home I can’t miss this meeting. Or I would. Believe fucking me besides Hanabi asked me to be there and….that’s my other child FYI.

Naruto: haha just go I’ll be home soon Boruto can watch Himawari for awhile.

Hinata: ok but remember you have to be home by 8 baby. Or perish. Love you🥰💞

Naruto who’s been distracted by Shikamaru stacking their Red Bull’s into a pyramid: yes okay got it love you too dw I’ll be home!

Hinata ominously: yes. You better be.

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grocery stores fear me and my coupons

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stop making fun of me for being nice and positive while you guys are out there being bitter and angry i’m over here shooting sunshine out of my ass and using :3 liberally and i am Happy

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What happens when the hair stylist fucks up your bangs?

that happened once.

ONCE.

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Moooom boruto won’t let me have a turn on the Xbox :(

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boruto what have I said about sharing

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ugh this oughtta be good