SUPER COOL CACTUS KID

One time I turned on  a stove with my ass and burned myself.

[sistertaxon]

make xmen “too political” 2k18

[seshrat]

my flatmate has just rocked in with the two lesbianest lesbians i’ve ever seen and introduced them as “my sister and my sister’s… roommate”

[seshrat]

[sudjjfkflflfkahabsbdi-deactivat]

They are going to pass all of their finals

[socialistwaluigi-deactivated202]

who?

[sudjjfkflflfkahabsbdi-deactivat]

the student reading this ❤️

[zaynschickens]

I mean thanks for the support but idk…

[sudjjfkflflfkahabsbdi-deactivat]

[sambuckyslay]

I mean, at this point I can’t afford to not reblog this

[snakeybones]

Is this what they wanted?

[snakeybones]

Nice

[velventine]

double nice

[iraffiruse]

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

[tyleroakley]

NOPE

[laindroid-blog]

No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor. Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.

[vibrantlyburntbanana-deactivate]

Wait.

[evancl]

SNATCHED

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

when your son gets locked up

[furryvergil]

when your son escapes 

[y0itsjojo]

when your son comes home

[andrewlloydwebber]

some woman on the street below just hit an operatic high c and then screamed “i’ll fucking kick your ass”

[coder-avatar-star]

I’m livid

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

That is the most Goldblumiest thing to say. I believe it.

[mienar]

commission for @ionlands’ new game!

game link: here

[aestheticgoddess]

[loloftheday]

Plant shaming

[katschy]

He’s a doctor.

[homestuck]

doctor shaming

[teathattast]

[sixpenceee]

A full grown Wombat.

[slyfox101honk]

Never realized how huge they actually got

[amystiago]

Chapter Two: Use It

[mjalti]

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

being a woman and wanting to post a picture on instagram