xoxo, pizza

im al and this is my blog. pizza and tmnt are all i need to survive.

[shadio]

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

[iraffiruse]

[officialpepperoni]

every time i fall asleep my brother steals my laptop and somehow logs on and takes pictures on my webcam. 

[officialpepperoni]

he’s 10 now and still just as much into taking selfies

[onlytwitterpics]

[stability]

[amazingmars]

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

[the-official-nasa]

May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead

[officialpepperoni]

havent been active on here in a while, but wanted to give my condolences to club penguin, which built me up on this platform. u will b missed.

- penguinsthatclub

[bpdsnek]

my mitochondria clearly aren’t working because this bitch has NO FUCKING ENERGY

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[deadmutation]

[willygurl68]

Goals

[refiningfire]

[tweetsdaily]

[shez-a-dove-deactivated20161204]

and they were roommates

[shez-a-dove-deactivated20161204]

(Oh my god they were roommates)

[asian]

Where’s the lie

[ulibeanzz]

me crossing the street on a bad day: ohhh nooo ;) please, car, don’t hit me ;)))

[bestoftrash]

[funny-pictures-uk-deactivated20]