You can't spell cool without coo

AJ // 19 // Wellington, NZ

[officialpigeon]

Dr. Dre is now a billionaire, and I'm at least 95% sure he's not even a real doctor

[officialpigeon]

if you're asking me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter well then I've got some news for you

[officialpigeon]

“Open Mike Night” sounded like a lot of fun until I realised I’d been invited to an autopsy

[officialpigeon]

Sometimes I end texts with just "and" to create cliffhangers and leave them wanting more and

[officialpigeon]

And baby, you're all that I want When you're lying here in my arms I'm finding it hard to believe We're in heaven

[zay4ik]

[numbhand]

are you seeing this?

[awwww-cute]

[officialpigeon]

Me: haha can’t wait to go to bed I can get some quiet non-studying time to think about who I’d group with in a zombie apocalypse and where I’d go Me in bed: *freaking out about zombie apocalypse too scared to fall aleep*

[nosdrinker]

[officialpigeon]

Dad: why are you making vomit noises? Me: remembering something i said last year Dad: ah... continue

[subfront]

[4gifs]

[officialpigeon]

me trying to make friends

[arisonas-deactivated20181110]

facebook??? sorry thats for LOSER idiot extroverts unlike me, who is a COOL smart introvert. now if you’ll excuse me i have a book to read and a tumblr post to ‘feels’ *hits tardis bookshelf with pathetically scrawny elbow, tons of books pile upon my useless body as i lie motionless*

[nutstradamus-deactivated2014102]

[nungers-deactivated20150403]

my pets are all named salad to ensure i dont eat them

[officialpigeon]

i am the dognapper your parents warned you about

[keeshay]