Leben in Blau

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[linux-real]

A software tester walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Flies into a bar. Jumps into a bar. And orders: a beer. 2 beers. O beers. 99999999 beers. a lizard in a beer glass. -1 beer. "qwertyuiop" beers. Testing complete. A real customer walks into the bar and turns on a screen reader. The bar goes up in flames.

[theladyscribe]

when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.

I get it now.

[catslock-deactivated20250510]

doesn’t get much more interesting than this

[jouster-ari]

[huffylemon]

[swankyjami]

This is what happens when you’re still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[geosynthetic]

Count Barefoot Contessa

[dorfs]

she always finds me in my time of greatest need

[sawsbvck]

primadonna girl……………………………………………………………………………………….

[sawsbvck]

…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………yeah

[depsidase]

[dilfphd]

TOMORROW IS THE 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HIM DOING IT TO US

National Holiday

[locate-lucky-luciano]

4 years and 364 days ago… It was done to us

[swordspells]

Today’s the day

[aroacedavestrider]

seven years of doin it to us

[havegaysex]

8 years

[vampiiriic]

9 years!

[pobopolybius]

Happy 10 years everyone

[fleshdyke]

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

[fallenangelvictorious]

Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies

[fleshdyke]

bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band

[gameboy-horror-deactivated20241]

I just really like men, ya know? Huge fan.

[friendlymachine]

question what the tv tells you, question what a pop star sells you, question mom and question dad, question good and question bad

[introvertedx10]

[kheldara]

Wan Shi Tong vs Jinora: Radio Waves [Legend of Korra: A New Spiritual Age]

[munarloth]

I need nothing in this life like I need Carly Rae Jepsen to cover Everytime We Touch

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

I’m always thinking about her

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

[fridayiminlovemp3]

jungkook when he meets trisha paytas’ baby

[thecarlosramos]

[holleywoodsigns]