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{ if there's any player x batter shippers please reply here }
{ I wanna make a discord server so we can chat about our favourite baseball man }
{ if you want him make some noise!!!! }
{ we got any favourite off sex headcanons? }
{ i love the symbolism of batter being a puppet, but i also want batter to just be a good little doll }
{ being left with his own thoughts must be so exhausting, maybe he needs someone to take control again. enough to get him to drop his bat and make him oh so pliant. }
{ he'd be blissfully under my strings, dressed up in cute lingerie as i play with him. i would call him beautiful and praise him while he gets all dolled up. }
{ the sense of being nothing more than a puppet with strings might lull him into a soft feeling of comfort. enough to turn his brain off as he kisses and rides me. such a pretty plaything that wants to please and be used. }
{ doll batter my beloved <3 }
{ we need more yandere sugar in the world }
{ she's just so.. offputting. shes locked in a cellar and away from everything. she laughs over the frightening world outside. sugar keeps her full, yet she doesn't burn. and she sees past batters disguise and calls him a scary duckie. }
{ but what if she also sees you? someone with strings all wound up around the monster like a music box. an angel she can play with. her room is so empty, and she doesn't want to be alone anymore. }
{ leave mr. ducky and come dance with her instead. take some sugar and fall into wonderland :-) }
{ okay nevermind enoch stole my batter and is putting him in even NICER lingerie }
{ this is what happens if he catches you trust me }
{ I need a new puppet now can anyone lend me a freaky batter }
{ sorry for dying I called the batter 'good puppet' and now he dressed up in cute lingerie and really wants more compliments }
{ he likes being a toy, a mere doll in your hands. praise kink batter rise up }
{ hi I'm back and I come bearing gifts. very stressed gifts that just need a night of all play and no work }
{ I like to imagine the 3lsen are fr3aky when they make out. they either have a mile long list of kinks or they just beg you with burning hands and the need to be railed }
{ very long breaks in the back rooms? nah they're having an 0rgy don't mind them. this is a regular occurrence they even scheduled it }
{ the gu4rdians can yell at them all they want but they cannot unf*ck their employees }
{ they're also fun to tease and spoil. Either burn em or sugarcoat them. pick your poison when dealing with a sugar boi }
{ or just give them to sug4r so she has someone to play with :-) }
{ happy father's day I need B4tter filling me up with 3ggs }
{ i don't think he'd be the best arent considering.. the ham child incident.. but baby b4tterlings... }
{ little duckies, if you will. he'd like to see his m4te swell, it tempts the beast inside of him. }
{ b4tter cant B34t 0ff until august 15. ch4sity cage and rope binds for my pure boy }
{ he can be 3dged though since we have the prologue, but he needs to hold in his c*m }
{ so uh.. off remake release date real!! as always have a scenario }
{ so remember multiple pupp3teers having fun with one B4tter? }
{ what if multiple B4tters and one pupp3teer? }
{ what would you do with a bunch of devoted, h0rny and sweaty baseball boys? }
{ I would personally take turns fuck1ng them and make them w0rship my body but I want to hear how you guys would treat them }
{ the potential add-ons can have in the bedroom... B4tter is a freak he'd probably use them somehow }
{ tools like restraints, cuffs, collars, hell even n1pple piercings or c0ck rings would be hot }
{ B4tter probably plays with them when he's alone too. jerk1ng it with the (circle) boys }
{ or maybe they have a chas1ty competence where they restrain their master for any wandering eyes to look at }
{ or maybe they just "buff" him until he c*ms on the spot }
{ first I was h0rny for the ap3s now I'm h0rny for circles }
{ me: man I should really start writing down some horni stuff to post here }
{ me at 4:09 am, bathed in sweat: spac3 ap3 0rgy after they land on the purified world }
{ happy pride! }
{ everyone in off is gay and trans and soon enough you will be too }
How do you headcanon batter's level of horniness?
I personally see him like... Extremely controlled but very depraved. It almost sickens him, but with the right dynamic, he MAY or may not keep it in his pants. If it comes out, its 100%(i see batter being very all or nothing, kinda like a light switch ::D )
Have the most wonderful day!! Like i said, ur doing the lord's work
{ thank you! you're also doing fantastic I love seeing your stuff in the tags }
{ now for the baseball man and his impure thoughts }
{ B4tter starts off pretty repressed due to his stoic nature. he has a mission, he can't afford to get off while on the job. he needs to stay pure, and pretty faces won't distract him }
{ but even the most holy men can be tempted. b4tter can get pretty obsessed with anyone that can get close to him. I think he's naturally a bit clingy to anyone he likes since he's always been so solemn. needy b4tter my beloved }
{ and when he's alone, that repressed urge comes full force and we get some conflicted feelings, especially if those thoughts are.. not so pure. fight against your nature and get some bitches my fellow purifier. I can be bitches. please date me mr baseball man }
{ after he comes to terms with the fact he can comfortably love people, hes like one of those light dimmers where you can adjust the brightness with a slider. only that but with love. he needs to warm up before the romance and smexy stuff happens }
{ I like your light switch metaphor when it comes to s3x. when the bedroom stuff happens he's either a tender smoocher or he'll lovingly Plow You Into The Floor. he's very controlled but if you give him a reason to decimate you he will }
{ sorry if this is a mess I have Thoughts on b4tter }
{ which guardian do we think gets the most elsussy }
{ one of them has to pull the most sugar boys, it's practically a competition between them }
{ related to last post, consider puppyboy B4tter }
{ a j0ckstrap for that massive bat? leather harnesses for those muscles? a tight collar for his puppet neck? beautiful, show-stopping, perfect }
{ now give him puppy ears on top of his signature hat, a fluffy dogtail plug, a cage muzzle for those teeth and a leash to guide him around. finally, we have now achieved the pinnacle of B4tter. he is so guard dog coded }
{ he's a perfect lapdog, barking at any threats but serving loyally to his master. i might give him a "special treat" after his service... }