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cheftatou-deactivated20150103

"Except they most definitely are."

"Not everyone has a chest flat as paper in order to make it work. Isn't my fault their stupid uniform doesn't fit me right. Besides, nothin's showing. Nothing important."

#c: colette #// was that a vague dig at colette's boobs or just a generalized statement

jessie-theyodelingcowgirl-deact

"Suit yourself, just thought you’d like to know before some teacher points it out."

offwxthyourhead

"The amount I do not care about the opinions of teachers is astronomical. Besides, I have to do something to make this stupid uniform look attractive. As long as no one sees tit, it's fine."

#c: jessie #// i chose this gif more for the low cut than the expression lmao

yenvengerberg

don’t say i didn’t warn y o u

#( rose red as blood )

"Stop being a prude. My boobs aren't even falling out."

#mastarter*#// yay a starter for all three #also they don't specifically have to pull up her top themselves bc lbr i'm not sure a lot of people would have that kind of gall #especially with elizabeth and her likelihood to punch you if you tried

mhythology-deactivated20160909

call me medusa for my monstrosity is not mine to bear, but yours to fear.

a.c (via mhythology)

#( tear the flesh )

starstotheright-deactivated2015

"Care to take a trip to Neverland?"

offwxthyourhead

"I'd rather go to Wonderland."

#c: peter #// elizabeth practically lives in that freaky little shop #considering they sell shrooms and other drugs on the lowkey

melodythedreaming

"Uh.. How do you know whether or not he’s ‘prepubescent’ or not?"

"Also, I don’t think he’s scrawny. He’s a decent weight."

offwxthyourhead

"Because he looks like a tweeny bopper whose balls haven't dropped yet. Please, he's short and thin. If that's your thing you should upgrade your standards."

#c: melody #// ELIZABETH STOP #let it be known elizabeth's opinion is not my own #hes not my cup of tea but i don't feel the need to insult ya feel

paradiseacademy-rp

"No I have a dollar fifty but food tastes much better when it’s not yours."

offwxthyourhead

"Careful there, that's a dangerous lifestyle to have. You may find yourself stealing boyfriends next, and some of these girls would sooner rip out your throat than let that happen. Myself included."

#c: emily #// sometimes i forget she has a boyfriend whoops #elizabeth you don't even really care about him you'd just be pissed someone took your toy

melodythedreaming

"Alex from Target is literally the most beautiful creation I’ve ever seen."

offwxthyourhead

"If you're into scrawny, prepubescent teenage boys."

#c: melody #// rude elizabeth #very rude

wendybirdlost

“You couldn’t pay me to watch Annabelle. Dolls properly creep me out as it is, nevermind possessed ones.”

wendybirdlost

offwxthyourhead

"Pussy."

#c: wendy #// elizabeth shut up this is the second time you've called her a pussy #and you know damn well you don't like that shit either you just wanna pretend that nothing scares you

littlelilypxtter-deactivated201

"Not sure if that was the smartest idea."

"I think you scared her off."

offwxthyourhead

"You say that as if it wasn't my intended goal."

#c: anna #// shelley ur eyebrows are on point in this gif

paradiseacademy-rp

Want some fries? Some teacher left them on a counter and then walked away muttering something about ketchup.

offwxthyourhead

"Why would you steal fries? Are you that poor you can't pay a dollar fifty to buy your own?"

#c: emily #// elizabeth shut up you would steal fries and you know it #idk shes just not in a friendly mood today #or friendlier i should say

perishingragdoll

"Well that is an offensive accusation, I did not, thank you very much. They should really have a rule about not touching students though, and I may or may not have socked a teacher, didn’t really stick around to find out though so the jury is still out on that one—although I reckon all the teachers will be showing up with discoloration bruises tomorrow anyways.”

offwxthyourhead

"Awh, come on. How scary could it really be if they weren't allowed to make a few grabs? Not that I let one touch me. All I found were lame things, like a mad doctor and an axe murderer. I beat him with his own axe though, that was fun. For me, anyway, which is what matters. I still have it -- thinking about hanging it on the wall as a sign of my victory."