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@thicc-white-duke
Reject modernity, embrace the orb
β’ 5 years and 60lbs apart β’
From a slightly bloated 21-year-old to a plump beer bellied 26-year-old π·
I wonder what I'll look like next summer...
β’ POV: Odysseus watching his men disappear one by one into the cyclops' hungry belly...
β’ New level of fatness unlocked...
I've gotten so fat the sun can't tan my belly button because it's too deep ππππ·
Anyways... bring me more ice cream π
β’ 5 years and 60lbs apart β’
From a slightly bloated 21-year-old to a plump beer bellied 26-year-old π·
I wonder what I'll look like next summer...
β’ Warm Summer Nights...
Currently 104kg / 230lbs which is crazy because I normally only get this big during the winter?! Not sure what happened to the summer cut but something isn't adding up π«£
These long evenings demand more meals to fill my greedy belly, and more hands to rub and care for this swollen sweaty gut π₯΅π«π·
β’ New level of fatness unlocked...
I've gotten so fat the sun can't tan my belly button because it's too deep ππππ·
Anyways... bring me more ice cream π
Cinnamon Roll Croissants
Reject modernity, embrace the orb
β’ Stuffed hotel piggy β’
Demolished a buffet but I'm still craving more... how about you send a ton of McDonald's up to my room and I'll be a VERY good pig for you π·
Reject modernity, embrace the orb
β’ Stuffed hotel piggy β’
Demolished a buffet but I'm still craving more... how about you send a ton of McDonald's up to my room and I'll be a VERY good pig for you π·
β’ Stuffing my face with pie β’
I'm a sucker for a nice tasty pie and my belly just keeps craving more! Watch me gorge and gobble up all these tasty pies until I'm a huge bloated, belching mess π₯΄π·
Fair warning, things get messy π
Watch my latest YouTube video below!
Gosh! Iβm so stuffffffed π΅βπ«π΅βπ«π΅βπ«π΅βπ«π΅βπ« @thicc-white-duke
That's a good pig π·
β’ Pie Day 2026 β’
Another year another Pie Day (3/14 get it??) and it's safe to say no pie could escape this massive greedy gut π
Slice after slice, gulp after gulp, and by the end of it my belly was a swollen, heaving mass of pure greed and gluttony hehehe
Stay tuned for the stuffing video π
β’ Stuffing my face with pie β’
I'm a sucker for a nice tasty pie and my belly just keeps craving more! Watch me gorge and gobble up all these tasty pies until I'm a huge bloated, belching mess π₯΄π·
Fair warning, things get messy π
Watch my latest YouTube video below!
β’ Pie Day 2026 β’
Another year another Pie Day (3/14 get it??) and it's safe to say no pie could escape this massive greedy gut π
Slice after slice, gulp after gulp, and by the end of it my belly was a swollen, heaving mass of pure greed and gluttony hehehe
Stay tuned for the stuffing video π