Rude Royals and Devious Deity

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[ofgasmoxia]

“Oh that’s right, my birthday passed a while ago. ... I’m 16 years old now, huh? ... 16 years old... and still only 3′8................”

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👀 +who's your favorite child Glycerin?

“Why the fuck would you make me choose! I love them all and would give my undivided attention to all of them, even if it meant ripping me across all known galaxies! What kinda sick joke is this!? Have you ever had a child!? How bout I make you decide what’s the best ever produced song in the entirety of metal? You can hardly compare the likes of Limp Bizkit’s trashy garbage to the jazziness of Diablo Swing Orchestra!”

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👀 is murder legal on gasmoxia or does the queen just break rules

“If murder was legal on Gasmoxia then I definitely wouldn’t be doing my job right. So it’s definitely the latter.”

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👀 on a scale from 1 to 10 how crazy is glycerin?

“Just as the second opinion here, I’m gonna say she’s at least a googol.”

“Yeah, y’hear that, I’m the entirety of google!!”

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👀 + does glycerin know what a dab is

“You doubt my knowledge. I’m a monarch, I’m supposed to be able to gather information that could be useful. ... Well that and Sylazide tells me all the memes! And if I hadn’t previously watched the movie Us, I likely wouldn’t know what’s hip (beesides the bees)!”

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👀 + How did you raise so many kids Glycerin?

“Hah! That’s easy! It’s ‘cuz I don’t sleep!”

“Well, that, and obviously I love all my children. And that, well, once you handle twins you can handle a few hybrids that have all been spawned at different times! Beelieve me, it’s a blessing that Citric wasn’t raised alongside any of their half-siblings.”

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👀 + how does it feel Glycerin? to be a cold blooded killer who doesn't pay for their actions?

“It feels pretty frickin’ great!”

Pause. Give it a second for things to click in.

“Wait, what the fuck do you mean I don’t pay for my actions!? Does my constant suffering not count!? What about the fact that I can die painfully any day!? What about the fact that I can never ever possible get a chance to make things up with my parent!? I’ll show you paying for your actions!”

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[ofgasmoxia]

“To whoever sent the entire script to the wretched film that is Bee Movie into my inbox, I WILL END YOU! THIS IS PURE DISRESPECT! SENDING ME, THE ONE WITH BEE PARASITES, JERRY SEINFELD’S WORK OF ABSOLUTE SHIT! I COULD TELL A BETTER STORY ABOUT BEES WHEN I’M HAVING AN EPISODE AT 1 AM.”

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@gnorcx​ liked for a starter with Glycerin! 

Okay, maybe the queen got herself a little lost. Okay, turn that maybe into a hell yeah because she was definitely not on Gasmoxia anymore, though she did flee towards wherever reminded her of home.

Glycerin, ever the thrill-seeker, doing as she pleased no matter the rhyme or reason, stumbled upon this new place, filled with creatures her size, with wings just like her! Except they were scaled. Apparently, these were the Dragon Realms. Who knew she could stumble upon fantastical creatures just on Earth alone!

Of course, this wasn’t Earth, no one even seemed to know what that was, except that the Wumpa Islands she was familiar with was now connected to the Realms thanks to a recent grand prix. Oxy would know more about that, but she wanted to discover this herself, discovering something potentially far more rewarding than just goofing off on primitive planet.

However, the more she went in, the more unnatural this new Realm felt. There was magic all over, something only her deity was supposed to touch. It made her uneasy, but, being her, she couldn’t just turn back.

Instead, she wandered a very dry area, with buildings that weren’t too hard to scale thanks to her wings. Well, this could be worse... but it could be more exciting. Tsk, tsk, she really didn’t want to stir the pot on her own, but nothing gave her a reason to throw hands.

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(( ooops, I have other starter calls to get to but uhm... like/all that stuff for a starter with Glycerin!! ))

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MAKE   YOUR   MUSE  &   YOURSELF.

TAGGED     BY  : stole from Oxide blog, hence the lack of myself TAGGING :  feel free to take if you want!

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@lerighe liked for a starter!!

It was usually three tiny steps when it came to the nymph’s dive into racing. If it wasn’t the occasional drive around the planet with their parent, it was being sent to check on the tracks. Couldn’t really have them fall into disarray when the Earthlings rightfully should still be into the oh so great sport of kart racing.

Everything else on the islands seemed as fine as it ever was. Nothing really had shaken the serene beaches, sewers, villages, and places of extreme weather that somehow did no real harm to the inhabitants. Even they could stand the likes of Polar Pass.

However, soon arrived Citadel City, the least favourite area of both members of the Nitros family. It had Cortex’s stink all over it, dreadful race tracks aplenty, the only saviour being the teleporter to Oxide’s personal race track built into an asteroid. 

But of course, the travel there and having to look over everything brought only one real word to the nymph; boredom. They were not so much physically exhausted, yet they still desired something energizing, stimulation, even somewhat purpose into this long trip across all of the Wumpa Islands.

Suddenly, Sylazide was struck with a solution to this need. There was a casino here, right? Maybe there was a way they could tamper around with it, maybe make a mess, a problem. Who was going to stop them from cheating the system, there were no laws preventing an adolescent alien from gambling, for starters.

So, they stepped in, skittering around. If all else failed... well.... what was the worse that could happen?

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(( alright to make things possibly easier for those willing to interact, cuz I got the muse, like/all the other junk for a starter with Sylazide! ))