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coll is the luckiest human on the earth
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$11k, so if anyone is looking to buy a profitless tumblr for $11,000 i will sell it to you without question and never look back
i’m worth sixty-eight dollars! go me.
Knight (Single Dad! Calum Hood AU) 5
A/N: I got some inspo from reading “The Perks of Being A Wallflower”, I couldn’t come up with anything to write, and reading helps me write. So because school is starting on the 18th, so this might be the last one for a while. I hope you all enjoy. It’s over 3k words holy…
Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4
“It’s so good to be back in Los Angeles!” Michael yelled into the warm L.A. air as everyone got off the plane. After the conversation you had with Calum, it only took you a couple more days to completely get over the bug you caught, much to Aurora and Calum’s relief. Since then you’ve been flying to the last couple of shows in the US, seeing that they were all a right after each other, it only made it easier on all of you.
“Have you ever been to Los Angeles, (Y/N)?” Aurora asked from here you held her on your hip. Since you got better, she almost never left your side, and recently neither had Calum.
“No, i’ve never been so this is going to be an adventure.” You smiled adjusting the bags you had on your other shoulder. You still only had your one suit case, but now it was second nature to carry ‘Rora’s with yours, which you didn’t mind. Until she started getting more things to take home at the end of tour, which was in a week or two, and it honestly scared you how close it was.
“Here, let me help you with that!” A familiar voice sounded from behind you, before you could protest, Calum came in and took both of your bags. “Im sure James and the rest of the security have told you how bad it gets, especially here in L.A.”
“I was told yes, which is why I was going to give the bags to one of the guards so they could put it with the rest of the luggage, but thank you.” You smiled walking ahead of the guys, starting to get ‘Rora distracted.
“You know she barely takes orders from James, much less from you right? The only one she listens to is Aurora” Ashton laughed as the rest of the group entered the airport.
“Yeah…” Calum chuckled adjusting his grip on your luggage along with ‘Rora’s.
“She has you wrapped around her finger mate.” Luke teased waving one his own. Calum would never admit it but, he was, he didn’t really know what it was about her, but he couldnt help but smile when she was around, or when she was with Aurora. He felt like (Y/N) was able to complete the picture that he and Aurora were able to start. The times she wasn’t able to help him tuck ‘Rora in bed because she had to do security detail with the rest of the guards, ‘Rora would ask him if (Y/N) was going to stay with them forever, like the way her Uncles are. He would tell her the truth that he wasn’t sure if she was going to be on tour with them forever, but that she was going to be in their lives no matter what.
“GRANDMA!?” Aurora’s voice took Calum out of the trance he was in, to see the his family, and the guys’ waiting for them. Everyone went towards their respected families as he jogged over to his own and to (Y/N).
“Mum?” He asked giving her a hug as she hugged ‘Rora.
“Didn’t expect us to be here did you?” His dad asked as he got ahold of his granddaughter.
“Seeing that there was a week between this leg and the last couple of shows in Oz, we thought we would pay you a visit.” His sister, Mali-Koa said bringing him in for a hug as he let go of his mom. “Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to be rude, i’m Calum’s sister, Mali-Koa, and you are…?” She asked seeing you stand off to the side awkwardly.
“Oh, um, I’m (Y/Full/N) I work as Security for the guys. Its finally nice to put some faces to the names Aurora talk about.” You said holding out your hand for a hand shake.
“Oh YOU’RE THE (Y/N), AURORA AND CALUM ARE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT, ITS SO NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU!” Mali gushed letting go of her brother to bring you in for a hug. You blushed at what she said, but gave her a hug nonetheless.
“Yeah! (Y/N), this is my Aunty Mali, and my Kuia, and Koroua!” Aurora said taking your hand before pointing at Mali-Koa, then Calum’s mom and dad.
“Kuia means grandmother and Koroua means grandfather in Maori.” Calum explained kneeling down to grab ‘Rora. “Since the family’s here why don’t we all go out to eat? Do you like the sound of that baby?” He asked looking at his daughter, a huge smile on his face.
“YES! (Y/N), are you coming along?” She asked clapping, suddenly all eyes were on you.
“Um, I think i’ll pass love. You haven’t seen your family in a long time, I don’t want to get in the middle of it.” You said softly grabbing your suit case from Calum.
“But you are family…” Aurora replied just as softly, before she wiggled her way out of her father’s grasp and hung onto you, making sure you didn’t leave. “Like Lilo and Stitch say, Ohana means family, and family means…”
“Nobody gets left behind or forgotten.” Calum finished taking back your suitcase.
“Come, join us for lunch, you can tell us the other side of the stories Calum and Aurora have told us. I’m Joy and this is my husband David by the way.” She introduced herself before bringing you in for a hug.
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If you don’t swim, you’ll drown But- STAY IN YOUR DAMN LANE HONEY
ashtonirwin: Took my son for a milkshake 😂
Glow kit collection complete 😍✅
Reasons why I love Luke
lays around shirtless taking snapchats using dumb filters and even dumber captions
uses slang words no one uses anymore
uses memes from 2 years ago
laughs at memes of himself
captions his ig photos with spongebob quotes
gets the most hate, but never let’s it get to him
reposts Michael’s photos
is the best uncle to Lenny
sings non stop
pulls weird ass faces for no reason???
he’s a mummy’s boy
uses the most Australian emojis 🐨🇦🇺
he’s a beer dad
is so shady to everyone???
he wears gold and sparkly boots that shine brighter than my future
wears Saint Laurent
is a sugar daddy
shops at Sephora
he went to Rodeo Drive once
is so nice to everyone even if they’re mean to him
drives a shitty car even though he’s rolling in money
is the funniest human ever
the most Australian guy you’ll ever meet
uses Aussie slang all the time
AUSTRALIAN ACCENT
has starry freckles all over his skin
his laugh
whoville daddy
his noSE
his lips make everyone want to make out with him
could be tinker bell when he wears that green shirt
goes on spontaneous walks with his nephew Lenny and snaps about it
plays acoustic guitar in the sun
is anti social
tweets about his distaste for pants
tweets about breakfast a lot
thinks everyones judging him.. (room service, Netflix etc)
has a heart of gold and the patience of a saint
parties most nights but still looks good???
also looks like model whenever he’s on long ass flights
wears whatever makes him feel good
always stops for fans
sang w Brian at warped tour and made everyone want to fuck him
he makes my chest and stomach fill with butterflies
he makes people (me) happy
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Once a Frat Boy, Always a Frat Boy. | Calum Hood - Master List.
Summary: In which a new student, (Y/N), finds herself becoming the toy to popular frat boy Calum Hood. The only problem is that (Y/N) was warned about Calum her first day on campus, and Calum just so happens to be dating (Y/N)’s best friend, Callie Mitchell. She hates him. She hates him more than she’s hated anyone ever before; however, she can’t help the growing feeling inside of her stomach after she finds out some very interesting things about Calum that no one had ever known before.
A/N: This is an ongoing series! However, I would like to get some feedback! If anyone has any kind of ideas or comments to be made, please feel free to send an ask to let me know how well you’re enjoying this series (if you are).
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Chapter 5.
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Lax Bro- Calum Hood
Summary: Lacrosse!Cal likes the captain’s sister (Y/N)
Y/B/N - Your brother’s name
A/N: I’m sorry. I just couldn’t resist naming it Lax Bro…
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