H A R L E Y F R E A K I N Q U I N N

And now I'm laughin' through my tears, I'm cryin' through my fear But baby, if I had to choose, The joke's on you

[ofquinzels]

Harley had woken up that day with a very important mission. To free ALL the pets from EVERY pet store in the city. It was a crime the way those poor babies were treated, and they probably had a better chance living on the streets than they did, rotting away in metal cages stacked on top of each other four layers thick. Hell, she’d spent a good portion of her own life on the street, and look how great she’d turned out!

The first shop on her list was off to a great start. The cashier put out a “be back soon!” sign on the desk, and Harley waited until he was safely inside the bathroom before barricading it shut with several heavy bags of dog food. “Take five, Bobby!” She exclaimed to the now panicking cashier, before beginning her mission to unlock every cage in the store. 

[spdrsman1]

@ofquinzels​

peter’s been doing this gig long enough to know crazy when he sees it.  and boy, oh boy, is he looking at about twenty kinds of crazy.  “ ma’am, did everybody at the circus get bitten by a radioactive clown ?? ” peter asks, crossing his arms over his chest.  he has time to be thankful that he ran into the woman while he’s in costume, but he’s still not sure whether what’s happening here is a problem, or just a little zany.  

[ofquinzels]

“Ex....cuse me?” Harley wasn’t keen to what the hell the spider dude was talking about. Radioactive...what?

“Ya think you got a leg to stand on...callin me names when yer wearin a discount party store..spider suit?” The audacity of this kid. Truly. 

“It’s called fashion, look it up. That is, if you can see outta that thing. Looks.....itchy if ya ask me. What’s that anyway, polyester?” 

[ofquinzels]

you don’t live in gotham and not know harley quinn.  and nico’s spent a lot of time thinking that she’s, like, seriously fucking awesome.  so excuse him if he’s having a big freak out right about now.  a positive freak out, albeit.  he’s lucky that he’s in costume, too, so he doesn’t have to act freaked out by the events.  and hell, he may even make some money from this endeavor.  

nico is a little taken aback by how fucking loud she is.  he winces but then flashes a pearly white grin, giving her outfit a once over.  he’s going to go find some shorts like that tomorrow.  just to expand the costume wardrobe, of course.  

he raises his hands slowly, though he’s pretty sure she’s not threatening him.  “ man, you sure do know how to put the fear of god in ‘em, huh? ” he asks, marveling at the speed with which the guy is loading the bag up with money.  might be even more effective than his own methods.  crazy sells.  

“ harley quinn, right ?? i’ve been dying to meet you. ” 

The quivering bank teller tried to make excuses about them really not keeping much cash on the premises, but Harley wasn’t having it. She’d insisted, and the teller had begun to comply. She hadn’t paid much attention to the other people inside the building, in her once over they’d all seemed harmless enough. 

The young man’s voice broke the silence however, and Harley was surprised to see that he wasn’t nervous. If anything, he looked.....elated?

“Yeah?” She kept her weapon pointed at her target, but her gaze was now fixed on the kid. “Who’s askin?” He didn’t look like a threat, but one could never be too careful in this town.

[sakura-haruka]

#The perfect egg sandwich.

[ofquinzels]

@sirensmade​

Harley hadn’t woken up that day with the intention of committing any crimes. Albeit the one she was about to attempt was just a teeny tiny one. 

“It’s not even a whole bank.” She spoke aloud, to literally no one but herself. “It’s a bank hub. The B man can’t have a little batty hissy fit if it’s just a....glorified ATM with like, ONE fricken guy behind a desk!” 

She wasn’t even sure they kept that much money there, but it was probably more than a liquor store, and she didn’t feel like putting in the effort to heist an armored car. So, she’d loaded up her “fun gun” and donned her favorite argyle shorts and threw the doors open on what was one of the ugliest buildings Harley had ever seen. Pointing her weapon at the clerk, she began making her demands.

“Listen buddy, this is a stick up! So don’t STICK UP a fight and you won’t find out what I loaded this gun with today!” It was marshmallows. The fat ones. “Start loadin’ up the benjis, bucko!”

[ofazararth]

Laura had often been advised against people watching, told that it could be seen as rude or weird to simply sit somewhere and stare at strangers all day. For a while, the warnings had convinced her and Laura worked on not allowing her gaze to linger, rarely spending any unnecessary time in public areas to avoid unconsciously falling into the habit. But through the years, Laura learned to be more independent with her opinions and behaviors, choosing how to spend her time however she saw fit.

Central Park was one of her favorite places to go to, as there were always all kinds of people around, and most barely ever noticed if someone else was watching them. As odd as it probably sounded, it felt peaceful. That particular day however, interacting with others seemed inevitable, the brunette feeling compelled to talk to the nearest person when she found a phone on one of the benches. “Is it yours?”

[ofquinzels]

Harley didn’t have anywhere particular in mind to go, but it just seemed like a good day for meandering. Some might say that Harley Quinn was always meandering, be it in body or mind, staying focused was not her forte.

Several thoughts had crossed her rapid ccycle consciousness. “Maybe I’ll get a hot dog. Maybe I’ll go to the shelter and play with the puppies. Maybe I’ll rob the shoe store and get those high tops I’ve been eye ballin’ forever.”

The raging bullhorn of the voices voice inside her head was interrupted by a woman’s voice. “Huh?” She replied, unsure at first i she were the one being spoken to, but the dark haired girl was looking right at her, and a quick glance confirmed that there was no one behind her. “Uhh...” She took the phone from the girls hand, but upon viewing the choice of wallpaper on it she had second thoughts about swiping it. “Eww, A canceled youtuber.” And tossed it into the nearby trash, forcefully.

[harleyquins]

Birds of Prey moodboards: Harley Quinn 

“See You Soon”