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stydixa

ofrparker

@emercld

#❝ 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧' 𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞. ❞ ꞁ emerald scott.#their faces in the last one #:')#CUTE

daddariodaily

#❝ 𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞. ❞ ꞁ visage.#aw look at that #almost a sm*le

@rabidporcupine: who the fuck actually likes nine inch nails?

#❝ 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐢 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭? 𝐚𝐛𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲. ❞ ꞁ twitter.#that's all i can see in that calum pic #ISDGFRDGF

♡ ᶤᵐˢᵍ ━━ ᵖᵃʳᵏᵉʳ

mila: he's not even a boomer :(

mila: which makes this 10x worse cause he should like /know/ these things

parker: i don't think you actually have to be a boomer to get ok boomer'ed

parker: well, does he at least use the word properly?

#❝ 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤. ❞ ꞁ imessage.#milahqs #the worst part is that i know she got it from me

♡ ᶤᵐˢᵍ ━━ ᵖᵃʳᵏᵉʳ

mila: he tried to tell me that the new software update is going to be "lit asf" and i almost cried okay

mila: this man tries so hard & idk how to tell him to stay with his generation

parker: have you tried "ok boomer" yet

#❝ 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤. ❞ ꞁ imessage.#milahqs #fun fact my mom has taken to calling people clowns recently #and i cannot

♡ ᶤᵐˢᵍ ━━ ᵖᵃʳᵏᵉʳ

mila: my dad is trying to be trendy

mila: idk what to do to get him to stop, please help

parker: what do you mean by "trying to be trendy"?

#❝ 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤. ❞ ꞁ imessage.#milshqs #cousins!! incredible

fyeahdisney

#❝ 𝐢'𝐦 𝐚 𝟐𝟏𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲! ❞ ꞁ musings.#emerald probably

bob-belcher

BRIGADOON dir. Vincente Minnelli

ofrparker

@ofccasey

#❝ 𝐰𝐞'𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐞 '𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭. ❞ ꞁ casey mitchell.#SIFJSDFS

bob-belcher

#❝ 𝐢'𝐦 𝐚 𝟐𝟏𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲! ❞ ꞁ musings.

gafgifs

#❝ 𝐢'𝐦 𝐚 𝟐𝟏𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲! ❞ ꞁ musings.#SDSDFS

lucifer-chloe

ofrparker

@ofcscottys

#❝ 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐭 '𝐞𝐦 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝 ; 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐭 '𝐞𝐦 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞. ❞ ꞁ scotty st. james.#HOOLIGANS

imessage → em 🖤

em: i would like you to get him to stop chewing my expensive underwear for one !!!

parker: and how do you know harry's doing that?

parker: could be /your dog/ you know

#❝ 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤. ❞ ꞁ imessage.#emercld #you get me i appreciate that

imessage → em 🖤

em: because you fixated in the stupidest part of my sentence !!

em: my point was that your dog hates me !!

parker: well what do you want me to do about that? harry doesn't like anyone

#❝ 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤. ❞ ꞁ imessage.#emercld #honestly that's kinda how i always pictured them being?#idk how to explain it BUT YOU GOT IT

imessage → em 🖤

em: thank you captain obvious!

em: not my fucking point

parker: i don't think i get what your point is

#❝ 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤. ❞ ꞁ imessage.#emercld #he is...Frustrating

imessage → em 🖤

em: i swear I date a 84 year old man 🤦🏻‍♀️

em: im talking about Harry baby! but it’s always good to know you don’t have any offspring running around

parker: harry's a dog

#❝ 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤. ❞ ꞁ imessage.#emercld #em's struggles are SEEN i hope she knows

imessage → em 🖤

em: of course!

em: but can we talk about the obvious fact that your son hates me????

parker: what?????????????????????

parker: i don't have a son

#❝ 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤. ❞ ꞁ imessage.#emercld #me @ parker: why are you like this

imessage → em 🖤

parker: hey

parker: working late tonight

parker: will you go check on harry?

#❝ 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤. ❞ ꞁ imessage.#emercld #lmk if you want any of our other pairs bc ik we...kind neglect most of our others lmao

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