( sharp. )

and in the end i’d do it all again i think you’re my best friend don’t you know that the kids aren't alright?

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JASON.

“—What’s Sharknado?”

           ' you know what? i'd ask PERCY about that one. '

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PIPER.

            ’ he ate a whole stapler…wow. did               you have to take him to the hospital ? ‘

             ' well - okay, he just stuck the front of it in his                MOUTH and stapled his lip, and- '

             ' i    wanted to, but i couldn't drive and our mom                was.. busy. so i just got it out and patched him up. '

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needs to work on her comebacks.

            ’ you’re a personal problem. ‘

                 ' yeah. apparently YOUR personal problem. '

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WHAT THE FUCK YOU HALF-EATEN PIECE OF GARLIC BREAD.

        ’ you’ll have to settle with weeds & a cardboard box. we save mahogany caskets & magnolias for girls who don’t drop trig textbooks the weight of an average second-grader on charming boys.  ’ 

                                & with that, he’ll wind his arms tight behind her head, successfully smushing her head into his sweatshirt. aforementioned trig textbooks lie forgotten on the ground behind the two of them as luke half-walks, half-waddles his way in a circle with an armful of spitting-with-fury thalia grace. 

                       ' RUDE! plus, who said you're charming? aHEM, sure, just go ahead and excuse the fact that you're literally trying to kill me here. but that's totally charming. i'm so charmed. i'm going to SWOON, i'm soooooooooo charmed-'

                                           it's not even much of a threat. she's, like, 130 pounds soaking wet with snow gear on, and her 115 lbs probably is only going to be a nuisance - but she goes limp in his grip anyways, leaning fully over onto him and muttering out a string of obscenities that her younger brother would certainly cringe at.

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behind the TIMES.

           ” well that’s nice to know. i didn’t start listening to              music until about six months ago. “

                ' sounds like a personal problem. '

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charmspxak:

" woah, wait —- jason used to eat staples ? “

' whole staplers, actually. and it was only once that he SUCCEEDED. '

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H O T.

        ’ my, my, thalia.dare i say you’re calling me pretty? i’m flattered. ‘

                   ' of course, luke! you're always sooo pretty. teach me how to apply that pink eyeshadow you wear, would you? '

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weighs three hundred pounds.

        ’ ow, ow, ow                  ’ alright, alright, he’ll admit he deserved that. after the initial pain fades to a still-very-painful throbbing, the seams of his lips turn up in a coy smile, and he leans heavily onto dear, dear thalia. ’ how could i ever hope to go on? i guess you’re gonna have to carry me everywhere from now on. ’ he punctuates the sentence by throwing both arms around her and leaning even heavier on her. 

oh god. oh GOD, she is going to DIE. he is heavy. he's really heavy. she's tilting backwards much too fast for her tastes, pressing her hands against his chest-

' oh- no, okay, fuck OFF, your crushing mass is going to kill me. bury me six feet under. i want a mahogany casket with magnolias for the decor, please. i hate you. '

no. he's too tall to do this. annnnd she might just be koala-bearing him- wrapping her arms tightly around his waist, mumbling a variety of curses into his sweatshirt and whining overly loudly.

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luke.

as much as the big grin on his face would like to say that he doesn’t care, the blush blooming over his cheeks says otherwise.

' thanks. i try. ‘

' oh, c'mon, castellan. you don't really need to. '

could she be any more annoyingly flirtatious? probably.  

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suspicious.

            ” my friend gave me that tape. it’s not my taste                                       in music, it’s his. “

      ' suuuuure. whatever you say. owl city's sort of 2009, though. '

like she would know. 

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little bro's gf.

            ” i can feel the love already. “

' oh, hey. not my fault i'm a little wary around someone mr. staple-eater is crushing hard on. '

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tisnychtas:

            ❛ if you didn’t notice, i don’t care. ❜

' oh, hey- it's not my fault your music taste sucks. '

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                                        run by versutus​. 

                                        new muse, new blog. go easy on me.

                                        multi-everything, basically.

                                        followbacks = i wanna rp w/ you.

                                        pages are a wip.

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backbitism 

' nice... pants. or lack thereof. '

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charmspxak:

            ❛ well this is a pleasant surprise. ❜

               ' you could call it that. '

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 solaceiisms

  ' the hunters are so going to wreck you guys this friday. you might just wanna forfeit now if you don't want to get tangled up in a snare- but i'd like some sort of a fight. '

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 solidteflon

                                    ' tip: wait to see if someone has earbuds in or not before you ask a question- what'd you need? '

there's still green day blaring way too loudly from the little buds dangling around her neck. whoops.